Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 20

Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty ...

UK: Dressing

Spain Beautiful

America: Stylish

Italy: Friendly

Brazil: Hot

Indian : Kuch Ho Na Ho
Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi
Mile Gi ... =

Change Cannot Be Found,instead Change Must Be Brought By You.
superb Lines By Rahul(canteen Waala)
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mehrbani Karke Khule Paise De

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai

K.G. k bache ki dukh bhari shayri:
Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi He
Gor Frmaye

Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi H
Baki Sher Baad Me Abhi SUSU Aai he!

Kanjus 3yr Child ko Basket me chupa k Film dekhne le gye
Ticket Man: Isme kya h?
Kanjus: Lunch h
Ticket Man: Bach k Saab niche daal gir rhi h

Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar drive kar rahe hai aapko Rs. 5000 ka inam diya jata hai Aap iska kya karoge
Santa-main is se apn driving license bannaunga...

Girl-Mai abhi-abhi beauty parlour se aa rhi hu..

Boy-Arey!!..Aaj b band tha kya?

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Ausat Mrityu Dar Kya Hai?

Banta: Shatpratishat

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Jo Paida Hota Hai,



Wo Mar Hi Jata Hai...

sir: aj pehli bar tum class mai bate kr rahe ho, hamesa tum najre jhuka k meri bate sunte the, toh aaj kya ho gaya hai tumhe???
stdnt: sir aaj mera SMS PACK khatam ho gaya hai.. :)

Fool Apney Bhai Se:
Tum Hamari Shadi Par Kya Khaas Kam Kry Ga?

Bhai: Hawai Firing To Sab Kartay Hain,
Hum Khud Kush Dhamaka Kary Ga....

1 Student Exam Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Ra Tha Teacher: Paper Me To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Ques To Nhi Hai Student: Sir Paper Banane Wale Pe Lanat Bhej Raha Hun.

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

Santa (Security Incharge) Pran ko jane diya lekin amitabh ko rok liya
Amitabh ne puchha kyon?
Santa: Raghukool reet sada chali aayi Pran jaye par Bachan na jaye

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

Shadi ki 1st night
Dulha-Hmesha Puja krna,
vrat rkhna,
daan dena
sbse pyar se bolna!
Dulhan pareshan ho k bahar gyi or boli-sb andr ajao,SATSANG ho rha h!!!

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
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Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”

A good teacher is 1 who tells u to study hard, But d best teacher is 1 who stands outside the exam hall and shouts: Oye nlayko,flying aa gyi.Parchiya kha jao.

Aik Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna Chahte ho?
Charsi: Jisko bhi Aankhein Lagaao
Usey bata Dena K
Ye Do Kash laganay
k baad He Khulti Hain

teacher-beta TENSE kitne type k hote hai. boy-3 teacher-gud example batao boy-kal apki ladki ko dekha tha. aaj pyar krta hun. kal bhaga k lejaunga.

Hi, Sorry to disturb you
Ap “Yasir ” k dost ho na?
plz usko btana ke uska Mobile mere pas ha
Wo kal sham meri car ma bhol gya tha.
From:
Katreena Kaif
MUMBAI.

SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h Alam mujhe
Bhigi si lagti h subah mujhe
Bhiga lag raha h sara jaha mujhe
BANTA-uth sale,bistar pr susu kr dia h tune.

MODERN BEIZZATI...
Boy- i luv u
girl- apni shakal dekhi hai kya?
boy- dekhi hai tabhi to tere pas aaya warna KATRINA KAIF K pas na jata.

Kingfisher assistant- Sir, pichle 15dino me ek b bottle ni biki.

Vijay Malya-engineering Cllg me phone lagao pucho results kab aa rha h.

Shiv-Mera Trishul Kaha hai ?
Parvati-Ganesh le Gaya.
Shiv-Kyu?
Parwati-Keh rha tha 'Girlfrind ke sath Maigi Khane ke liye Papa ka kaanta le ja raha hu..

Mother: Santa Tum 18 Years ki larki dekhar Shadi karlo
Santa: 2 bahu lekar ghar aata hai
Mother: Kya hua?
Santa: 18 ki mili nahi to 9 - 9 ki 2 se shadi karli

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna he.?

Santa: Chasme ke saath 75kg.

Doctor: Aur chasme ke bagair.?

Santa: Vo mujhe dikhta hi nahi..!!

Santa: Mujhe aaj tumhari aanguliyan katani paregi
Wife: Kyon?
Santa: Pappu kah raha tha Lady Finger ki sabji khani hai.

Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?

???Pathan Mobile Company Mai Job Lene Gaya: Pehle He Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kar Bhaga Diya Sawal Tha? Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hai? . . . Pathan: Cartoon Network.

santa 15 Saal Tak Ro-Ro K Aulad k Liye Dua Mangta Rha
1 Din Bhgwan Dukhi Hokar Aaye OR Bole:Tujhe Wahe Guru Da Vasta!
Pehle Shadi to Karle Mere Baap!