Santa movie dekhne gaya. Achanak movie me sher ko aapne taraf aata dekh chup gaya. Men: tum chup kyo rahe ho ye to movie hai. Santa (gusse se): saale tujhe pata hai yeh movie hai, Mujhe pata hai yeh movie hai, Per who to jaanver hai use kya pata ki yeh movie hai...
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SINGH te MUSLIM ne Jail cho Faraar hon lai surang khodni suru kiti.. Har ik ghante baad Muslim namaaj padhan beth janda.. Singh nu gussa aa geya te kehan laga:- kanjra je main AKHAND PAATH rakh lea ta 3 din ethe hi baitha rahenga.......
Boy-Hi darling kaisi h? Girl-Kon? Boy-Tera aashiq hu Jaan! Grl-Tu Bunty h? Boy-Ha tuje kaise pta? Grl-Tu Bansi Lal ka ladka h? Boy-Ha par kaise pta? Grl-Tu Ram Lal ka pota hi h na? Boy-Ha ha par kaise pta chala
Grl-Haramzade me teri behen hu, Ghar pe phone ghuma diya tune Tu ghar aa fir btati hu..
A kanjus boy fall in love wid kanjus girl, Girl:- jab DAD so jaynge to mei gali me sikka phaink dungi tum foran andr aa jana, Lakin boy 1 ghante baad aya... Girl:-itni der kyo lga di. Boy:-mai sika dhund rha tha Girl:- pagal vo toh meine dhaga bandh k phenka tha
Dad: beta 5 k bad kya ata h? Son-6,7 Dad:wah mera briliant beta Or 6,7 k bad? Son-8,9,10 Dad-kya bat hai beta wah, aur uske bad? Son-gulam,begum,badshah:-
Bhakt: He Bhagwaan kya aap meri sharaab chudwa sakte ho? Bhagwaan : Kyu nahi beta. Bhakt: To meri 12 botal scotch Goa Police ne japt ki hai, wo chudwa do..
Nirmal Baba:- gagan Ke SMS jab aate hai tab dyan se Padhte ho..? Bhakt : Haan, Baba ji.. Baba :Vapas Reply Karte ho..? Bhakt : Nahi Baba ji.. Baba :Tabhi to 'KIRPA' ruki hui hai, Reply kiya Karo, kirpa ayegi Karodpati ban jaoge, jese m ban gya.
Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap? Shohar: tumhain who jewelry shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha? Biwi (khush hote huye): Han han mujhe yaad hai. . . . . . . . . . Shohar: Mein us ke sath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hun..
Boyfriend: Mujhe Maaf Kar Do Maine Tumse Chupaya.Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai Girlfriend: ... ... Aray Koi Baat Nahi Chalo ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwati Hun.....
Wife- Agar Main Waqt Hoti Log Meri Kitni Qadar Karte Na.? Husband- Log Tumhe Dekh Daar Jate. Wife- Kayo.? Husband- Log Kehte Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aaaaa Raha Hai.
fakeer bachi se: Allah k nam per kuch de do beta Bachi: me beta nhe beti hoo Fakeer: Allah k nam per kuch de do beti Bachi: mera nam pinky h Fakeer: Allah k nam per Kuch de do pinky Bachi: mera pora nam pinky mogey vali h Fakeer: Allah k nam per de do pinky mogey vali Bachi: ye hoi na bat aage jao.
Ek topi bechne wala paed k niche aaram kr rha tha...k achanak kuch bndar uski topiyan utha kr le gye.. use ek dum apne dada ji ki sunayi kahani yad ayi or usne apni 1 topi utha kr phenk di.. . 1monky aya or ek THAPPAD mar kr bola . "Saale tu kya sochta hai hamara dada hame kahani nhi suna k gye kya
1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha. Santa use gor se dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola bhai saab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lga du.
aik baar Santa or Banta mil kar safar kar rahy thay k achanak Banta ny kaha wo dekho aik mara hua parinda. . . . Santa ne uper asman ki taraf dekha or pocha k kidher kidher
Ek Dada Dadi Ne Jawani K Dino Ko Yaad Karne Ka Faisla Kiya.. Agle Din Dada Phool Le Kar Wahi Pahucha Jaha Wo Jawani Me Mila Karte The, Waha Khade-2 Dada K Pairo Me Dard Ho Gaya Lekin Dadi Nahi Aayi... Ghar Ja Kar Dada Gusse Se: "Aayi Kyo Nahi...????" Daadi Sharmate Hue: "Mummy Ne Aane Hi Nahi Diya.
SIR- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye.. Boy- Mujhe..?? SIR- Samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..! ... ... ... Us main se 5 mujhe diye to tere paas kitne bache..? Boy-20..! SIR- Kaise..? Boy- samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..!!
1st BOY-ladki fasani ati hai? 2nd-na 1st-Seekh: pehle 1 kagaz ka jahaz bana fir use class me uda de. Jb Mem puche to ladki ka nam laga de BAS FAS GAI LADKI...!ck!
Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya thru msg .. Ladki ne 2din mein us se shaadi karli yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai! socho ladke ne kya kaha hoga?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I love u utna, CA ka syllabus h jitna..!
Santa juice ka gilas le k baitha tha. Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya. Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai. Beta fail ho gya. Bivi dost k saath bhag gyi. Naukrani aa ni rahi. Nal me pani nahi. Ghar me light nahi. Ab juice mein Zehar dal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA?
Daru Ki Wajah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam Li or Ghar Se Daru Ki Khali Bottles Fekne Laga 1st Fek K Bola: Teri Wajah Se Meri Naukri Chali Gae 2nd Fekte Bola: Teri Wajah Se Meri Biwi or ghar Chala Gaya. 3rd Uthai To Wo Bhari Hui Nikli To Bola : ''''Tu Side Me Ho Ja... Isme Tera Koi Kasoor Nahi Hai.
Teddy gift krne par modern grl-oh wow so cute! Muslim-Allah!kitna khubsurat h Sikh grl-Kinna sona h rajasthani chhori- o re dra diyo o k bhalu so diyo h tingar.
Tchr 2 Snta: Ur son is a fool See his reprt. Eng-2 Math-5 Scnce-7 SST-8 Hindi-3 Total-25 . Snta-Total me to kamal kiya hai Is sbjct ki tution tak nhi rakhi thi.