A) ur attractive B) u r buff C) u r clever D) u r dashing E) u r excitin f) u r funny g) u r gorgeous h0 how was that i) i was J) just )k) kidding l) u r loser m)man
I'm at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i'm DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
A child monkey asks his mother, "mom, y r we so ugly??" mother replies... " no son, don't say like tht, u should thank God, look at this person reading this message" hahahaha :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl''s empty and so is your head.
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.