Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 13

Last night few BHOOTS came running to my room saying we want to disturb nice people, i gave them ur address,they said,Oh No!we can't disturb our BOSS.

Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi

RECIPE:
1. Take a bowl of grapes.
2. Put your hand in it.
3. Stand in front of mirror.

The dish is ready.

RECIPE NAME:
Langur ke haath mein angur.HA!ha!ha!

Who"s hot Its u, Who"s charming Its u, Who"s sweetest Its u, Who"s smart Its u, Who"s dearest of milions Its u, zyada UDO mat yeMSG mujhe AAYA tha.

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisis bhoot se kam ho?

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

10 thngs I knw abt U!
1. U r a spcl prson wid a wondrful Heart


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10. Bus,baki kal,
1 din me 1 hi jhoot bolte hai

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....
Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar

Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH
Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****

today i want to see a lizard....... so that plzzz have a date wid me today hope u will come.

Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai ,
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka,
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you,
snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

How can I spell "D§MBO"
without ''U'' ? or

"D§FFER"? or

"ST§PID"? or
even

"GHONCH§"? ?

See how important are "U"!!!

ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jisme se sab parfum ki tarah ud jata tha. par ap ke ane se sab kuch ruk gya. bhgwan kre ap jaisa dhakkan sbko mile.....

85Year virgin dying lady wanted her grave to read"Born Virgin Lived Virgin Died Virgin".The sculptor shortened it to"PARCEL RETURNED UNOPENED"

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.