Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 18

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.

Phir dusri side se bahar nikla aur

paseena ponchhty huwy bola:

Yaara, ye konsa road tha?

Itna speed breaker?

DO MACHER BIKE PAR JA RAHE THE... RASTE ME HATHI NE LIFT MANGI TO MACHER NE KAHA DEKH LE FIR TERI MAA KAHEGI KI LOAFERO KE SATH GHOOM RAHA HAI...

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Santa: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne.:-)

Teacher- who is your fav. writer??

student- your daughter.

Teacher- why??

Student- Everyday she gives me a nice love latter.

Teacher:shadi kya hai?

student:kunwaro k liye
"alpenlibe"
jee lalchaye raha n jaye..

or shadishuda k liye
"chlormint"
dubara mat puchna...

Sharabi-AAJ Tab tak piyenge
jab tak woh saamne wale 3
ped(tree)6 nai
dikhte
pub manager-saalon bas karo
saamne pehle se hi 1 ped he

Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya...!!

Dr: Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.
Tum Daily Sirf 2 Rotiya Khaya Karo

GOLU: 2 Rotiya

khana khane se pehle
ya
Khane k baad

Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,

admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji

"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"

Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja

"CHOOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"

After car accident
American: Its fine man...

British: Im So Sorry

chines: are u oky?

Pakstani:O BhaRve, Andha hai Kya, Kutte ki tarha chala rha tha,Tere Baap ka Road hai ...

yaar museebat aane per log upar wale ko hi kusoor war kun thraten hain,

dusra dost,
"kunki biwi ko kusoorwar thrane se museebat aur badh jayaigi..

Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!


Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): btao mere hath mai kia hai?
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dosara pagal: rail gari........
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1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?
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2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha.............

Apne doston ko me kesay samjaon Faraz..
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K Mohabbat msg bejhne se Nhe Balnce Bhejne se Barhti he ….

ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:

maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..

maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
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tu sandhay ty awein gaa....

santaji, Agar aap ki wife ko Jin chimmat jayein...

To aap kya karo ge...?

santaji:Mein ne kya karna hai...

Ghalti Jin ki hai, Khud Bhugtey....

Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas aanay main

2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?


Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam karna .........

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...

4 din baad dono mar gaye...!

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Wajah kya thi...?


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Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe..

Ke khana kon mangwaye ga...?

husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga...

wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..

Teacher: Translate into English

“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya Rab

Cheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”

Pathan: My mind is full of data base

O God! Please make me a mental case….

Baap ne betay se kaha :
'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'

Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

Teacher: Batao kay chooza anday say

kaisay nikalta hai???

Pathan: Miss yeh baat itna important nai..

Soochnay wala baat yeh hai kay chooza

Anday main ghusa kaisay????

BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho


Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?


Boy: Arey nahin !!

Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....

Pathan:aj humara jumaah ka namaz nikal gaya yara!!!

Dost:kese yara?

Patahn: Yara imam saab bola apne mobile band kr den,humara ghar par tha..

Jab band kar ke Aya to jamat nikal gaya...

SANTA - BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE, LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE.



BABA-JA BETA. "SULABH SHOCHALAYE" KHOL DE. .

Teacher: Kids write an essay on President of Pakistan.....
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Few Moments Later...........
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Student: Miss! What is the english of Kanjar????

Larka Shadi K Liye Larki Dekhne Gaya.


Larka: Main Tum Pe Vishvas Kese Karun k Tum Achi Larki ho?


Larki: Pehle Istemaal Karen Phir Vishvas Karen! :-)

Dr. to Patient's frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.


Friend: Aby saly,

aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?

Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya

BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye,
koi SONAY ki Cheez do

Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.

Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.