Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 25

1 behra scooter ghasit k la raha tha
2nd behra-petrol khatm ho gya kya
1st- nhi yar petrol khatm ho gaya
2nd- ohh.!Mujhe laga petrol khatm ho gya!!:-P

santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them

Some1 asked what r u doing?

Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!

Sante kol 1sadhu aya,
kenda kuj daan kro.
Santa-50 Rs. de dinda
hai, SADHU Khush ho ke,
Mang beta ki mangda hai,
Santa: Baba ji, mere 50 Rs mod do.. .. .. ..

Santa: Sabse bari durghatna kya ho sakti hai
Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de

Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare Ghr 10 lakh ka
daka maine dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b mene hi krai thi
Banta-Tumhe Zehar bi Maine diya he

santa ne ek Gadda khoda or usme ja k beth gaya?
banta ne puchha: ?Ae ki ho raya ha??
santa replied: DEEP THINKING

girl 2 Dr: Medical check up karana hai.Dr: sare kapde utar ke parde ke pichhe let jao.Girl-mera nahi mummy ka. Dr: Acha ! mataji jeeb dikhao.

Boy-mere sath chalogi. girl-kaha?

Boy-jaha tum kaho.

girl-ok ! Police station chalte hain.

Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..

1 Admi Ki Maut K Bad Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aya Or Bola Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Skta Hu? BV:Muje Koi Aitraz Nhi QABRASTAN Walo Se Puch Lo ;->

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay...!!!

Woh Hans Raha Tha..

Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:

Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..

Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..

Santa-Ye 10 lakh ka cheque kisko de rahe ho?? Banta-apne bhai ko. Santa-apna sign to kar do. Banta-nahi. Main apna naam gupt rakhna chahta hu.

Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|”

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Santa se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Santa:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:

Putra se naaraaj hote hue pita ne kaha- “Nalaayak!
prem-patra maine bhi khoob likhe the magar…|”
Putra- “Magar kya pitaji?”
Pita- “Teri tarah galat vyaakaran nahi
likha karta tha|”

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q ati ha?


santa: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan peechay ...:-P;->

Mahesh- “Mere bhai ka koi baal baanka
nahi kar sakta|”
Kamal- “Kya vah bahut bahaadur hai?”
Mahesh- “Nahi, vah ganja hai|”

Santa 1: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai,
banta kuch nahi yaar
Dada ji ne kha hai'k maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai bas woi dhond raon

Pita- “Dekho beta, tum kabhi shaadi na karna,
yah baad me bahut badi musibat paida kar deti hai|”
Beta- “Haan pitaji, mai kabhi shaadi nahi
karunga aur yahi shiksha apne bete ko bhi dunga|”

Teacher To Santa:

Btao Pineapple Aur Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarty Hy...?




Santa Kafi Der Sochne K Baad:



Madam ! Us Me Angoor Nhi Lgte... ;->

Chaandni raat ke romantic palo me premika ne kaha-
“Kaash! Agle janam me mai chaand banti!”
Premi- “Aur mai chandrama par utarne waala
pehla antriksh yaatri!”

A Santa & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Santa Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya

Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achhi banti

Boy- Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara
Dad- Why ?
Boy- Sir Ne Puchha 2*3=? , Maine Kaha 6, Phir Puchha 3*2=?
Dad- Saale Dono Answer Same Hota Hai.
Boy- Maine Sir Ko Bilkul Aise Hi Kaha Tha..

Train chali, Santa ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye..

TT bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka dibba hai.

Santa : Sorry ji, mere ko laga aap mard ho ;->

GOLU Ek slim ladki ko
Dekh Kar Bola-

Chehra tera khas nahi
Haddiyo me teri maas nahi
Pyar kya tujhse khak karu
Teri to jine ki bhi aas nahi

Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy...

Santa Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl....

Santa: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

GOLU-Batao Ghadi Me Kitna Time Huma hai
MOLU-Muje Ghadi Dekhne Ni Aata
GOLU-Ghadi Ki Dono Suaiya Kaha Hai
MOLU-Ghadi Ke Aandar...

Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

GOLU & MOLU Raat ko Chhat Pe So Rahe The

MOLU to GOLU - Yaar Maachis Kahan Pe Hai?

GOLU: Teeli Jala k Dekh Le Yahi Hogi

Some1 wrote 2 santa,"Agr tum zaheen ho to Rs100 bhejo.
Hoshyar ho to 200. Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo"

santa sent Rs600 n wrote, "O-A Main sabka baap hon:->"