Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7

Employee: I Need Salary Increment.
3 Other Companies Are After Me.

Boss: Really ... ? Which Three?

Employee: Electricity,
Telephone
N
Credit Card...!!

Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast seven hours a day...
Student: Impossible Sir!!! College is only for six hours...

Girl Setting Password
4 Her Laptop Wd A Guy Sittng Bside Hr..
She Types"BRAIN"As
Paswrd.
Guy Fell Off 4m Chair
Laughing
B'coz
Laptop Replied :
"TOO SMALL

Docter to tintumon:u will die within 2 hours.Do u want to see any one before u die? Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER

A Man threw his
Wife in a Pond Full of Crocodiles ..

He is now facing Trial in a Court
for being Cruel to Animals ..

A lady broke the traffic signal...

Police :- Stop!!

Lady :- Plz let me go.I'm a teacher.

Police :- Aah,I've waited for this moment all my life. Now write... 'I'll never break signal' 100 timez...

Engg qstn paper:
a parrot sits on an elephant &da elephant died.!
Prove?
student:assume tat elephant's name is parrot & parrot's name is elephant.

Son: "Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at college tomorw. u
must come" Dad: "What u mean by a small
PTA meeting?" Son: "Just u,
me and d principal...!"

Girl: I'm So
Short.

Boy: No, You're Not Babe.

Girl: Yes I Am.

Boy: Come On, Stand Up.

Girl Stands Up..

Boy: No Seriously Stand Up!

After An Accident, Driver Angrily:
I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st.

Santa: I Also Started D Wipers & Said No, No, No..

!!~ Bindaaas ~!!

Boss: For A Guy With No
Experience, You're Asking
For A High Salary. . . ? ?

Guy: Yes. The Work Is Harder
When You Don't Know
What You're Doing .

In A Party A Handsome Guy Asked A Gal,"R U Going 2 Dance?"

She Felt So Happy & Said-"Yes"

& D Guy Said-"Dats Gud,So Can I Hav Ur Chair?" ;)

A Kid With His Mom On
The Way To Home Saw A
Couple Kissing On The Road. . .

He Shouted: Look Mom, Look
That Boy And Girl Are Fighting
For A Chewing Gum !

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary..

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month..

2nd Man: Exactly. . .

Girl: "How Much Do You Love Me?"

Boy: "Look At The Sky And Count The Stars."

Girl: "But, It's Daytime..."

Boy: "Haha, Exactly."

Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .?

(Girl remains silent...)

Boy : Plz speak something, I m
dying. . . !

Girl : I m thinking. . .

Boy : Now this is not a good time
to joke. .

Height of Social Networking
Teacher-Where is ur homework?
Boy-Madam,plz check in FACEBOOK I have uploded a Copy of it and
tagged u
Keep smiling

Teacher to student:tumhare papa ka naam kya he
stud:laughing
t: or tumhare mammi ka naam kya he
s:smileing
t:r u joking
s:no m nt joking my brother is joking and i m kidding...

IN a class room a boy was sleeping and his Head was going down and down.TEACHER:What is this? STUDENT:This is GRAVITATIONAL FORCE.

2 Ladies fighting for a seat in bus...

Conductor:Who is more aged should sit here...

Both looked each other and the seat remained Empty.... ha..ha..ha..

I was in a taxi when d taxi driver said:'I Love this job!

I m my own boss and nobody tells me what to do."
then i replied,'Aage se Left le"
(Every one has boss)

Teacher-If u gv
100rs to ur frnd bt he needs only
50rs,so hw much will he return u??
Stdnt-Nthng..
Tcher-U dnt knw maths
Stdnt-U dnt knw my frndz
Ek se badhkar ek hain kamine...

Girl to bro-wh ru going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Bro-A football
Girl-grandma doesn’t play football”
.
.
.
Bro-At my birthday she gave me books!..

Interviewer: Tell me any idea to avoid train accidents ....
Crack: To put speed brakers on the track...

Preeto:
Your son is so cute & sweet.
Does He resembles like his father?

Jeeto:
Yes he does,
but not like my husband.(';')

History Sir Was Sick
So Science Sir Was Asked 2 Set De Paper

Very 1st Q Shocked Da Students
Describe Akbar In Detail Wid A Neat Diagram
& Label Da Parts? ;->

The judge warned the witness,Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?I do
Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?
Sure,said the witness.My side will win

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second Guy- What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis

Santa was very
frustrated with jokes
made on him

So he went to his
wife & said :
Mujhe kuch aisa
sunana jisme mein
involve na hoon …..

Wife :
“I AM PREGNANT”