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7 Years Ago | 43 shares | By Deepak # 44

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

7 Years Ago | 37 shares | By Arjun # 33

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

7 Years Ago | 33 shares | By manish khatri # 3306

patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

8 Years Ago | 29 shares | By Prabhjot # 95

New weddings Style
NIKAH:
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-)

6 Years Ago | 23 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hsband- Ji krta h k

tumhari zulfo Me kho Jau

Tumhari ankho Me bus Jau

Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.

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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge

ya

kabhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!

7 Years Ago | 22 shares | By Neeraj # 32

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

7 Years Ago | 21 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

7 Years Ago | 20 shares | By Amar # 68

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

7 Years Ago | 16 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .

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Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­

"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

7 Years Ago | 15 shares | By nik nikki # 3303

Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?
Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.......

6 Years Ago | 12 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Wife: Hi, Did You Eat?
Husband: Did You Eat?
Wife: Are You Copying Me?
Husband: Are You Copying Me?
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Yes, I Already Ate

8 Years Ago | 11 shares | By Ruby Ruby # 509

Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k lye dia

Wife: Aap ne apne lye Q nhi lia?

Husband:

mein to wese hi kham0sh reh sakta hon

8 Years Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Evolution of man :

Shadi se pehle :hero no. 1
Shadi k baad : coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye maine kya kiya ??

Shadi se pehle : Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad : jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle : tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad : tum ko saha na jae

7 Years Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A husbands version:

My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!

9 Years Ago | 8 shares | By jatt # 1887

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

7 Years Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/

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Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You

6 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife to drunk husband: From now on,

if ur lips touch liquor

u will never touch my lips

Husband: awwww??

Wife: Now What r u thinking??

Husband: deciding,

18yr old Scotch

or

42yr old lips?

7 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pati Ne Patni Ke Janamdin Par Ek Kitaab Gift Me Di..

* Kitaab Ka Naam Tha......*

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"Jiyo Aur Jeene Do".!

7 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Jab Shadiyan Swarg Me Tay Hoti Hain To Nark Me Kya Tay Hota Hai? Banta: Nark Me Shadi Ke Baad Ke Din Tay Hote Hain.

8 Years Ago | 6 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

DAWA aur DARU mein kya antar hai?
DaWa GIRLFRIEND hai, "Jisme expiry date hoti hai"
aur Daru WIFE hai, "Jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".

9 Years Ago | 5 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Ek Admi Ka Hont Jala Huwa Tha.
Kisi Ne Poocha Kese Jala?
Admi Bola.
Wife Ko Chorne Station Gaya Tha.
Khushi K Mare Train K Enjine Ko Choom Liya Tha...

9 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1Aadmi God Se
Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Di Cheen Li
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
Ab Ye Biwi Di He
To Dekar Bhool Gaya Kya.

8 Years Ago | 5 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I am already disturbed.".

7 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek scientist ne SHAADI kya hoti hai, ye
samjhne ke liye shadi kar li..
Aur shadi k bad wo aaj tak ye nahi samajh paya k..
SCIENCE kya hota he.

8 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Man outside phone booth :

Excuse me !!

You are holding the phone since 20 mins.

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haven't spoken a word..

Man inside - Sir

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I'm talking to my wife :D =D =))

Topic over.

9 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Amandeep Garg # 758

Marriage is a
Workshop...
where
Husband works
&
Wife Shops...

7 Years Ago | 4 shares | By NITIN BADOLIA # 7542

Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo .all were missing d target ...suddenly he recvd a call from her ..hi wat r u doing ?
he honestly rply MISSING U...

9 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

MOM to CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manega aur mere Aage kuch Nahi Bolega,
Main Use Gifts dungi..
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Children: Lo ji, Is Tarah to saare gifts Papa hi Le jayenge!!

7 Years Ago | 4 shares | By jeet maurya # 187

What is the difference between POETRY and ESSAY?
Any word uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY
while
Anything said by a WIFE is an ESSAY.

7 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

How to Make a Wife Happy??
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It's not at all difficult. Tips-
Be a
1.friend
2.companion
3.lover
4.chef
5.electrician
6.carpenter
7.plumber
8.mechanic
9.decorator
10.stylist



51.driver
52.psychologist
53.pest exterminator
54.psychiatrist
55.healer



102.good listener
103.organizer
104.good father

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