jeet maurya Wishes Collection

Maa bete se: uth jaa kambakhat dekh sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hai
Beta: to kya hua amma wo sota bhi to mujh se pehle hai.

Zindagi ki keemat ka andaza maut ke baad he hota hai
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For example
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Zinda murgi
Rs 100/-
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Chicken Tandoori
Rs 480/-.

Dad: ek zamana tha jab main Rs 10/- mein kirana, sabzi, doodh, nashta le aata tha
Beta: ab aisa possible nahi papa kyunki sab jagah CCTV camere lage hote hain!.

Aeroplane - Wright brothers
Cycle - Macmillan
Telephone - Graham Bell
Telescope - Galileo
TV - Baired
Love - Adam
Marriage - Dhundo saale ko pakad ke maarenge.

DAWA aur DARU mein kya antar hai?
DaWa GIRLFRIEND hai, "Jisme expiry date hoti hai"
aur Daru WIFE hai, "Jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".

Pappu ne car li loan pe, loan nahi chuka pane se bank wale car utha ke le gaye
Pappu rote hue, 'Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le ke karta'.

Question: how do you define neighbours?
Answer: people who know more about you than you know yourself.

Which is the 27th letter of English alphabets?
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Are you looking for an answer?
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Very Good!
Which school beta? .

Mom to children: I will give the gifts to the one who will listen to me and will not utter a word before me
Children: oh no! it means that Dad will get all the gifts.

A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I am already disturbed.".

When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally, without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are MARRIED..

Old man marries a young girl. One person asks the girl, "What did you see in him for marriage?"
Girl: firstly his "In-come", secondly his "Din-kam" (less days).

Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song, you will realize that the problem is better than your voice..

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ka cell chori se dekhta hai ki mera no: kis naam se saved hai, "janu" ya "sweetu", apne mobile se call kiya to dekha likha tha 'murga no.5 calling'..

Wife: where will you take me on our 10th wedding anniversary?
Husband: we will go to African jungles...
Wife: great !!! and what about 25th anniversary?
Husband: i will bring you back.

Similarities between WIFE and EXAM -
1. Lots of questions
2. Difficult to understand
3. Always require detailed explaination
4. Result always unexpected.

A man speaks 25,000 words daily and a woman speaks 30,000. But the problem starts when husband comes home after consuming his 25,000 and wife starts her 30,000.

What is the difference between POETRY and ESSAY?
Any word uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY
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Anything said by a WIFE is an ESSAY.

Whenever you are in a condition to help someone,
Just do it & be glad,
Bcoz GOD is answering someone’s prayer through you..

Ye hawa aap ki hasi ki khbar deti hai,
Mere dil ko khushi se bhar deti hai,
Khuda salamat rakhe aap ki hasi ko,
Kyu ki aap ki khushi humain jindgi deti hai.

Kaisa waqt hai..
use fursat nahi mujhe yaad karne ki,

Kabhi wo shaks..
meri hi sanso se jia karta tha!

Kisi bhi mushkil mod per
Hum na kahenge AAPKO….”C U”….
Rahenge sath hamesha ME & U…..
Kal hum na rahe DUNIYA me to
Rakh kar fool meri kabar pe
KAHNA STUPID “I MISS U“.

Dosti Karna Aur Nibhana Tumse Sikha,
Is Duniyan Kitne Bore Log Hain Mene Dekha,
Aye Merra Dost Sath Dene Ke Liye Shukriya,
Jab Is Duniya Sub Ne Mera Sath Chordiya.

Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai,
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,
Rahe duriya to parwah nahi,
Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata hai.

Teri dosti ne bohat kuch sikhla diya,
Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya,
Karzdaar hoon main khuda ka,
Jiss ne mujhe aap jaise dost se mila diya.

Dosti ke bina ye zindgi bekar he,
Par Dosti ke apne bhi usul he,
Khete he duriya kitni bhi ho dosti me,
Par Dost ho aap jaisa to sab kabul he.

Yaado Mein Teri Tanha Baithe Hain
Tere Bina Labon Ki Hasi Gawa Baithe Hain
Teri Duniya Mein Andhera Na Ho
Isliye Khud Ka Dil Jala Baihte Hain.

Aaj phir teri yaad aayi barish ko dekh kar
Dil pe zor na raha apni bebasi ko dekh kar
Roye is qadar teri yaar me
Kay barish bi thum gai meri Ashqo ki barish dekh kar.

Nahin jo dil mein jagah to nazar mein rahane do
Meri hayaat ko to apane asar mein rahane do
Main apni soch ko teri gali mein chhod aayi
Mere wazood ko khwabon ke ghar mein rahane do.

Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain,
Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain,
Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain,
Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain.