Marriage Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 22

May you grow old on one pillow.

Here''s to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn''t notice."

Two types of people in the world:- Some who are HAPPY. Others who are MARRIED. .....Think again.....

Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?
A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.

Life is a paradox-what u want u don''t get(luv), what u get, u don''t njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don''t believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That''s a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Husband: "When I''m gone you''ll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "What makes you think I''d want another man like you!"

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I''ve found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"

Here''s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

Dear [bride''s name],
Isn''t it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride''s Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it''s happening all over again

I''ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out

To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

To my wife...my bride...my joy

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here''s to you, my beautiful bride.

May our children be blessed with rich parents