Miscellaneous Quotes - Page 8

Everybody starts caring when it's too late...!!

Don't judge me for my choices when you don't understand my reasons.....!!!

Appreciate what you have before it turns into what
you had...!!

BeAuTy CaTcHeS dA aTtEnTiOn BuT,
ChArAcTeR CaTcHeS dA hEaRt

Boy: I can’t marry you. My family is not permitting me.


Girl: Who’s in your family?


Boy: My wife and children.

Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world.

If you do so you are insulting yourself.

Also don't compare one person with other as God created each one individually.

In Life Trust on Very Few People for Help & Support,
Because in Dark Even our Shadow Leaves us.

In Most of the Situations, We Need to Fight Alone.

Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.

The strength of relation does not depend on length of time you spent together..
It is based on the FOUNDATION you Built together..

1 simple tip 2 stay :)

Never think much abut other people
&
Never think what other people thinks abut you
.

Life is like a dice.....no matter in which direction it rolls...but it will surely take you some steps forward...!!!

How many of us realized that since we are given two ears and one mouth, it might be that we are intended to listen twice as much as we speak....!

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…..

Two factory workers are talking
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

A man was pulled over for driving too fast,
even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandani Raton Mein Ayegi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge.

What is LOVE?
LOVE is when mom comes at night &
Say "Soja baaki subha uth ke padh lena"
LOVE is when we come back from tution & papa
Says"Beta late hone wale the to call kar dete"
LOVE is when bhabi says "Oye hero
ladki-wadki patayi k nahin?"
LOVE is when sister says "Dekhungi
meri shaadi ke baad kaun tera Kaam Karega"
LOVE is when we are upset &
BROTHER says "Chal
Nautanki kahi ghumne chalte hai."
LOVE is when FRIEND calls & says"Oye
Kaminey Zinda hai ki nai.

Tanha rahna seekh rahi hoon,
Marke jeena seekh rahi hoon,
Maang ke pana seekh liya hai,
Paa ke khona seekh rahi hoon,
Sabar ko apni raah bana kar,
Kanch pe chalna seekh rahi hoon,
Phirti phirti sehra sehra,
Piyas ko peena seekh rahi hoon,
Jeene ke hain ajeeb taqaze,
Zinda rahna seekh rahi hoon.

1) Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Mouse - Jaanwar.
4) F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - Akhri Rastaa.
7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagte Raho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server - Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security - Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - Kora Kagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19) System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) DumbTerminal - Anari.
21) Hard disk and USB Pen Drive - Gharwaali Baharwaali

Whatsapp Ek Masti Hai
Call Se Sasti Hai,
Neend Ko Udati Hai,
Khoon Ko Badhati Hai,
Dimag Ko Pakati Hai,
Par Kuch Bhi Ho,
Ek Doosre Ki Yaad To Dilati Hai,
Ek Shayari Whatsapp Ke Liye...
Awsm Read This:
Sharifon Mein Koi Chor Nahi Hota,
Khwabon Me Koi Aur Nahi Hota,
Library Me Koi Shor Nahi Hota,
Sawan Me Aajkal 'Mor' Nahi Hota,
Dhandhe Me Koi 100% Pure Nahi Hota,
Par Ek Baat Ki Guarantee Hai...
WHATSAPP Pe.. Jo Raheta Hai Woh,
Life Me Kabhi Bore Nahi Hote..

INDIA : Kabhi Noto ke liye mar gaye,
Kabhi Voto ke liye mar gaye.. .
Kabhi sheela ki Jawaani ke liye mar gaye..
Kabhi Jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye..
Kabhi Fb par Like Share ke liye mar gaye..
Ajabhi Jaati..Paati ke naam par mar gaye..
Kabhi Sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye..
Kabhi ham Aapas me do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye.. . .
Hote Aaj Veer BHAGAT SINGH to kehte..
Yaar SUKH-DEV . RAJGURU ,
Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..!

Death is not the highest lose in life
The biggest lose is when
Relationships die among us
When we are alive
So keep our relation alive.

Why do Relations Break?
Its because people fail to Realize that:
“If U Cant Handle Someone At Their Worst,
Then u Dont Deserve Them At Their Best..!

Some reasons make relationships precious
But only precious relationship are made with no reasons.

U know what???
Any relationship should be
Partial like mirror…
Strong like concert,
Colorful like rainbow,
And ideal like ‘U and ME’

Lips Don’t Join When You Say L O V E,
That Is a Sign Of Distance
But When You Say
F R I E N D S H I P
Lips Join,
That Is a Sign Of Togetherness.

Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di ...

Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

Fer Ki Hoeya Je Tu Hathan Te Mehndi La Layi
Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajawange
Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Sadi Kismat Ch Nahi
Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange.

Teri Gali Vichon Langa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke
Sanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi Hoyi Ae
JaKe Puch Layi Tu Thanedar Nu
Assi Ohdi Vi Kudi Fasayi Hoyi Ae.

Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:Tu non-veg khanda
Munda: han Sharab: han Smack: han Jua: haan
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postive vi hai
Munda: Hanji HIV+

May your tomorrow will be bright
Like your yesterday
Just like a sun of a new day
May you get success wealth and health
In this new Day Wish You A Happy SunDay.

I Have Found That
If You Love Life,
Life Will Love You Right Back
Just A little Note To Say
Have A Happy Sunday.

Happy Sunday Morning
A Day of Happy Break
After Six Working Days
And A Day of Rest
For Next Six Working Days
So Enjoy This Sunday.

Good Morning Sunday,
A Favorite Day Of All Has Arrived
With The Bright Afternoon Sun.
So Sleep Till Your Heart Wants
And Relax All Day Long.

Sunday Is A Special Day
Unique In Its Own Way,
Having Lots Of Enjoyment And Fun.
May You Have A Delightful Sunday
So That You Are Energized
For The Coming Week.

A very wise saying:
If you don't succeed in the first try,
Erase the proof that you ever tried !
Self respect bhi koi cheez hoti hai yaar.

ATTITUDE:
I luv work. Unfortunately, If i do work it gets finished.
How can i finish something i luv?
So I keep work pending
ENjoy laziness.

I Don't Have An Attitude Problem,
But I Believe.. Zuko Wahi...
Jaha Kisi Ke Dil Me Kisi Ko Zukane Ki Jiidd Na Ho...

I Am Not Famous In This World
But I Am Famous In Someone’s Heart
That's All That Matters To Me.!

Attitude Rokss.....
Perfect Quote...
If U Think I'm Bad, Come To Me..
I'll Give U Much Better Reasons...
To.... Hate Me...!!

Excellent Attitude..
I Am Not Saying That I Am Special...
I Am Just One Of God's Limited Editions..!!!

An Excellent Positive Statement:
"I'm Not Totally Usless..
I Can Still Be Used As An Example Of Uselessness..
Thats The Attitude..!

Attitude During Exam:
They Gave The Questions Which I Don't Know..
So I Wrote Answers Which They Dont Know..!

My Attitude: If U Don't Care, I'll Care..
If U Again Don't, I'll Continue Caring..
If U Still Don't,
Then I Won't Give U A Chance
To Care For Me Again..!

I was takenback to see the untimely demise of your mother.
Share my deepest condolences and grief on this moment.
May the lord bless her the peace in heaven.
Convey my regards to one and all in the family.

The shocking wave from this sense less tragedy were felt all over the world.

May he find rest in peace.

They will never be forgotten.

I am writing to extend my deepest sympathies.
To you and your family I was very sad to hear about father
He was such a wonderful man.