Naughty Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy''s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

Press down.


down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh


yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!!
Hurry

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2''rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

Hi, I am an alien and I''m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there''s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..

How about you sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another: "I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy"s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

Which Part...
of a man''s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

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o""o ('') HELLO!
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( . )Geeh som1''s got a dirty mind!

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."