Most Shared One Liners Wishes and Status Messages

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

Very painful feeling in the world..
Being truly in love with someone & still being single….

Read this fast.

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Congrats.

You are selected to work in the 'Railway Platform'

One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...

Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha

A Classy thought
Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type but never send.

The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-
A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!

No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there.

Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.

wah re khuda tery khudai
kisi ko 1 nhi
kisi ko 2,2 lugai

Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
Because they don''t have any. 1

Two cows in a field. One says to the other ''What do you think about this mad cow desease?'' The other one replies ''Blimey! a talking cow!''

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

life without wife like car without engine.

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

He who laughs last doesn''t get the joke.

A little boy walks in on his parents in the middle of a romantic interludeand asks if he can hop on his daddy''s back. The father doesn''t see any harm, so he agrees, and they continue. When things started to really heat up the little boy leaned down and whispered in his father''s ear, "Hold on tight, daddy, this is usually where me and the postman get bucked off."

What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in sideways.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

What do you call a man that doesn''t use contraceptives?
Daddy.

"Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet". "No kidding? How much memory will it take up?". "Not much, just two Bytes."

What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.