What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors? A piano.
Why were the teacher''s eyes crossed? She couldn''t control her pupils.
What do you do when your chair breaks? Call a chairman.
What is a tree''s favorite drink? Root beer.
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
What country makes you shiver? Chile.
What do you call a calf after it''s six months old? Seven months old.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.
What did one elevator say to the other? I think I''m coming down with something!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It''s time to go to sweep.
What did the rug say to the floor? Don''t move, I''ve got you covered.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.
What do you call a guy who''s born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati? Dead.
What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.
What clothes does a house wear? Address.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? Bugs Bunny.
What do you call the best butter on the farm? A goat.
What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas. What did Delaware? Her New Jersey.
What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I''ll hang around for a while.
What has 6 eyes but can''t see? 3 blind mice.
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed? Sleep somewhere else.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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