Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
Q:What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table.
It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor? Silverware.
It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.
It is illegal to do "U Turns". It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones.
How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks.
How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair.
How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.
It is illegal to drive within an arm''s length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else''s blood stream.
What bird can lift the most? A crane.
What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.
Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!
How does a pig go to hospital? In a hambulance.
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