Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

T.T :- Ticket dikhao!

SANTA :- A lo ji.


T.T :- Eh tan purani hai.
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SANTA :- Te train keda hune showroom to kadai aa..!

Tuhade shehar da mausam suhane lagge,
Tuhadi ik shamm chura laan je burra na lagge,
Tussi chaho ta bhula do sannu.
Par tuhanu bhul jaan layi sanu shayd zamana lagge.

hoshiyapur da bazar hove
kale rang di scoda car hove
naal(ak-47)varga hathiyar hove
piche bethi pt.j.r.collage di mutyar hove
dekh k kudiyan kahan
RANA warga koi saada v yaar hove

tuhi ta sikhaya c pyaar kiven paayida,
Sajna nu kiven hai apna banaida,
Dil jide naal vataiye ohnu kade ni Ruvayida,
Hun eh v tu sikhaja pyaar pa ke kiven bhul jayida.

mirza kehnda sahiba tu maadi kiti ni
je pta hunda te inj karni
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mai koi hor set kar leni c

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye,
Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita,
Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar Ki Kariye....

YAARI LAYI DA KADE EHSAAN NAHI HUNDA, YAARAN NU YAARI DA GUMAAN NAHI HUNDA, YAARI JE LAYI HOVE IMAAN RAKH KE, FEIR YAAR VE KADE BEIMAAN NAHI HUNDA.

pyar vich jawaab miliya enna bahut hai ,
supniyan nu ik tasvir mili enna bahut hai
pyar pura hoya ja adhura gal eh nahi,
usnu chahun da mauka miliya enna bahut hai

Pani Wich Be Ke Hawa Labda Rea
Ik Be Wafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea
Hathin Talash Kita Si Jera Pathar Da Bhoot
Us Wichun Khuda Labda Rea
Te Tar Tar Kita Jine Aapni Ruh Da Lybas
Os Nange Baadan Wichu Haya Labda Rea

loki rab de share ji lande,asin tere share jee laina, tera hanju ik nahi giran dena ....asi amrit samajh ke pee lena....., rabb warga hai yaar sada, asi mandir jake ki lena

Yar sadi jan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

Hasde hasde v o rus jande ne,hatha vicho hath shut jande ne
Kehnde ne bda najuk hunda hai pyar da rishta,hasdya Hasdya v dil tut jande ne

Lo jee ellections muk gaey j,

Loki la la naarey suk gaey j,

Cycle de pehye ruk gaey j,

Umeedwar qaaf de luk gaey j,

Teer te sheyr phattay chuk gaey j,

Awaam de adday dukh muk gaey j…

Miss Puja 2Gurdas Mann-Tusi mere nal album krlo,I'll give u 2crores
4that
Mann sahb-O bibba,Tu mere to 4crore lae la te tu gauna chad de

pyar karn da fedda tad hunda, j dila nu dila di khich hove.bhave lkha duriya te bethe hoye, par dharkan dohan di ik hove.

2 punjabi Titanic deKh rahay thay..

film Khatam hui to Kehnay lagay..

lo dasso, ae Ki film hui.., Khatam v ho gai par

Sultan Raahi nai aaya:

tu mil jave asi hor ki mangna e, tu kisse kbul dua varga.
amrit velle de bol jeha, teerath nu jande raah varga.
tu sadi kmzori e, tere bina guzara nhi hona tu aunde jande saah varga.........

Rabb mehar kare je sade te
Zindagi diyan aasan pooriyan hon
Asin har pal naal tere rahiye
Kade pyar vich na dooriyan hon

eh zindagi vang sran jappe, koi a janda koi chlla janda.
koi fulla nal v nhi hasda, koi kandea nal nibha janda.........

Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya,
Wo Gas office gae Or manager sey kaha,
Na menu enna bil payj dita, me ki dozakh nu pipe dita ay?

why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?
think think think

To avoid side EFFECTS

Eh zindgi pani diya char boondan,ena pta nai kad suk jana,aa has khed k zindgi guzar lei,yaroon ena saha ne pta nai kad muk jana ..

tere pyar da mull asi tarr nahi sakde,tu mange jaan ta asi inkar nahi sakde, maneya ke jindgi laindi imtehan bade, par tu hove nal ta asi harr nahi sakde....

loki ishq paye paye karde ne mai ishq duare ja bathi
loki yaar labhan nu firde ne mai labyiya yaar gwa bathi

ohna ne jagah-jagah naake laye hoye ne


saare pange v tere paye hoye ne.


2-4 din gharo bahar na javi.


bahar BANDAR fadan wale aaye hoye ne.

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Yaar ruse taa rabb russe,






yaar fer russe ta mai mar jawa,








Je yaar fer russe ta



shittar maaro saale da roz da ehi drama..Mein kia.Gud 9t g

Jee kare tere kol aawan,
Tere kol aake ruk jawa.
Na baithaan te na hi bulaavan.
Bas teri akh vich ungal maar ke paj jawan :-D

Yaaran dian Yaarin te Maan karida,
Zameen ute pair Hikk taan dharida,
Rabba rakhi Meher ina Yaaran te,
Ehna kr k hi Aasin Asmaan Charida.

E Raat inni Suni kyon hundi ae,
Sabnu apne Muqadar ton shikayat kyon hundi ae,
E Muqadar vi ajeeb khed khed da ae..............
Jo sannu mil nahi sakda usi naal sannu mohabbat kyon hundi ae.