Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 15

Pyaar Sacha Hove Ta Waqt Ruk Janda Hai,
Aasma Lakh Uccha Hove Par Chuk Janda Va.
Pyaar Wich Duniya Lakh Bane Rukawat.
Yaar Sacha Hove Ta Rabb vi jhuk janda hai.

Rog awalle dil nu hon ta ki kariye,
chup chapite akhian ron ta ki kariye.
Rehndi a sajjna di udeek ihna
akhiyan nu,
sajjan je bhul jaan ta ki kariye..

je chann ton chandani chup jaave, sagar chon paani muk jaave, har dil di dhadkan ruk jaave,taan ho sakda hai tenu bhul jaavan

Exam de pawan mauke par arz kita hai,padhna likhna tyaag de mitra,nakal ke rakhe aas,chak rajai so ja beta,RAB karega paas.bolo parchi wale baba ki....jai

Tussi lakh wari bhul jao,
assi lakh wari yaad awange!
Tussi pani pe-pe ke thak jana
assi hichkiyaan bann-bann satawange...

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?

Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!

Sardar ke ghar beta huva, phir b dukhi tha. Kisi ne pucha ki khusi pe kyon udas ho?
Sardar- Itni mehnat ke bad hua, woh b itna 'chota sa'...!!

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?

Tell him "a joke Tuesday".

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. maham khan()

Kisse da rohb na sahe Panjabi
Sab ton moorey rahe Panjabi
Je koi kuch kahe Panjabi
Fir fatte chukk de Panjabi.

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?
Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".

Panjabi Meri Jaan Vargi
Panjabi Meri Pehchan Vargi
Panjabi Bazurg di Dua Vargi
Panjabi Niri Khuda Vargi
Panjabi NANAK de Rawab Vargi

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil kar
lena chahiye …


Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jayega…

Bda vishwas e mainu teri yari te.Vasta rab da kde enu torhi na
Har musibat main paar kr leni zindgi d,bs tu aoukhe vele muh morhi na.gd mg

Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do.
7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :

Tere Bina Sajna Kinu Chavange,Kinu Dil Da Hal Sunavange,Tere Hon Nal Sadi Zindagi E,Kite Tu Na Chhad K Javin Asi Jiyonde G Mar Javange

Ajj di kudia da ki kehna,
Dil lai k daga kamoundiya ne,Sahiba ne ta bhaiyan to yaar marwaya c,
Eh yaran to yaar marvoundiya ne.

Dil kise nal lagg jave,uton sajan ho alag jave,
jd vairi bn eh jag jave,fir yadan dil tarfaundian ne..
Hun taare hi gin lainde,
das nendaan kithe aundian ne..

Teacher: Oxygen is must for.. breathing & life.It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thank God. I was born after dat,otherwise i would have died.

Chota Sardar: Oye pappa ji, bahar koi swimming pool ke leye donation maang raha hai.
Sardar: Oye Puttar, Dil bada rakh Ek loota pani de de.

WAHEGURU japiye mukh pavitar.
WAHEGURU jpiye sb dukh titar.
WAHEGURU japiye sb vairi mitar.
WAHEGURU naam maha pavitar..... GUD MORNING JI

Frog: Sardars are Fools.

Sardar: we are not Fools

Frog : Its waste to talk to you & frog jumps into water

Sardar : Isme suicide karne ki kya baat hai ?

Class vich 2kudia c, 1gori c 1kali c.
Kali Gori nu:"Tu kedi cream lgandi hai?
Gori:"FAIR &LOVELY" te tu?
Piche baitha Santa boleya:

.

"CHERRY BLOSSOM.."

Preeto: what is inflation?
Santa: Earlier u were 36-24-36. Now u r 36-42-48 .Now u hav more than before,yet ur worth is much less. That's inflation!

oh dil di boli launde ne,
khore ki nafa kamaunde ne,
ishqe nu ajkal sajjna ne
rojgar bana chadiya e,
dil than than vand de firde ne,
akhbar bana chadiya e.

''Tu Lakh Bhula K Vekh Sanu''


''Assi Yaari Fir V Nibhawaan Ge.


''Tu Paani P P Thak Ja Si''


''Assi Hichhkiyan Ban Ban Aawaan Ge'' (:

After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.

Boy :-> Teri Judai me neend udti hai, jan jati hai, chain khota hai.
Girl :-> Doctor nu dhikhale Vira AIDS aiese hi hota hai.

Dasna tu vi nahi, Te kehna main v nahi!
Auna tu v nai, Te auna mai v nai!
Bolna tu v nai, Te sunna main v nai!
Par ik gal pakki yara!
Bhulna tu v nai, Te bhulna main v na

Dosti Shabd nahi jo mit jaye umar nahi
jo mukam paye yeh wo ahesas hai jiske liye
jiya to zindagi kam pad jye.