Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

aa jao aa sajjan..takde aa rahan sajjna,tere bin jee nai lagda,jara bhar jee nai lagda,jina de vichare jaani,unha de ki zindgani,kitho aa diljani,tak tak thakya ne ankhiya nu aaniya aa,aa jao aa sajjna..:!!!!

American: Any gr8 man born in dis village?

Sardar: No, only small babies!

Saade nain ohde hi rahwan utte rehnde ne,
Sach jani ohde hi bhulekhe saanu har tha painde ne,
Assi vi mud hun ohdi gali nai jaana,
Ohnu vi pata lagge udeek kihnu kehnde ne..

Wat u call a dead sardar in cupboard?
Winner of last yrs hide & seek competition

Tight jean wali kudi nu pendu-bibi 500 daunga ek vaar jean la ke dubara pa ke dikha. Kudi-Rate theek la.Mainu pata e,ik vaar lahun de baad tu paun nahin
deni…

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye
Laloo: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabau
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

Zindagi vich fer kade mile je aapa, kite… vekh ke na nazra jhuka lavi, “TENU VEKHYA LAGDA YAAR KITE” bas ina keh ke jaffi pa lavi.

Jatt te kudi bench te baithe c ; Jat-Tuhada Naam? KUDI- Neena, te tuhada.. Jat- Main kameena.. Kudi-Lagde ta nahin. Jat- Thoda naal ho k baith pata lag
jau..,

Anmol vachan:jehra khau afeem,ohi lau skeem.Jehra khau jarda 100 sal ni marda.Jehra peeu dodde,ohde ni jurde godde.Jehra khau gheo…..Sala svere hi marya
lo…

Tenu yaad na kara ta bewafa akhi, tu bulavein te na awan ta bewafa akhi, mainu maran lai talwar di lod nahi, bas 1 war nazar fer lai j na mr jawa ta bewafa akhi.
wasim

‘Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?’
‘Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste,
ek teri woti lai Ek us
munde lai jehra khara raste’.

Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts.

wasim

Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.

...........My Mobile........
bahut weep da hai
na eat da hai...
na sleep da hai...
na phele vangu cheek da hai...!
mainu lagda hai eh tuhada sms udeek da hai.

Ishq wich hoyi bewfaai ta dekhi jayugi,
Je tu preet na nibhayi ta dekhi jayugi,
Main kise de kehan te peeni ni chadni,
je tu apni kasam paayi ta dekhi jayug

Uss nal yaari kade na layo, jisnu apne-aap te garur hove.. Maa-Baap nu bura na aakheyo, phavein lakh unha da kasur hove..
Bure raste na paeo, chahe kini v manjil dur hove..
Yaaro raah jande nu kadi dil na deyo, phave lakh mukhre te noor hove..
Mohabbat sirf othe kareyo, jithe pyaar nibhaon da dastoor hove..!

Teacher 2 Santa-Jehday insaan nu sunda nahi, os nu English vich ki kehnday hai?
Santa- Jo marji keh lo g. ohnu kehda kuch sunan laga..!

Dil jad tutda hai tan awaz ni aaundi,
Saareyan nu muhabt raas ni aaundi,
Ek tan apne-apne naseeb di gal hai Yaara,
koi bhulda ni te kise nu yaad nahi aaundi

Hashar remix- Kal din papar da , aaj padhna pena, paper nal lya panga poora krna pena, tusi pass krta thonu frk ni pena, je fail karta mera kakh ni rehna.

Exams De Paavan Mauke Te Arz Kita Hai, Padna Likna Chad De Mitra, Nakal Te Rakhi Aas.Chak Rajai SoJa Bhagta, Rab Karega Pass. Bolo Parchi Wale Babe de Jai.

bandar aaya pulsar chala k,
bandri baithi jeans paa k,
bandar utreya gogles le k,
fer ki bandri ne kutya lamba pa k

Paper yaara nu aunda ni si, Naal baithi kuri diya akhaa naal mail ho gaya..Paas aapa vaise v nahi si hona..Ohnu kehta tere kaarke yaar fail ho gaya..!!

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

yaadan tereiya nu bhullna hun okha ho gaya...
yaadan tereiya nu bhullna hun okha ho gaya......
jo detey ne tu Gum ohna nu sehna okha ho geya.....
tu jaan lagey keh deta bhull ja mainu.......
hun unna gallan nu bhullana okha ho gaya.

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton KÖHINÖÖR ho gaye.

Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
“Good Morning”

Man: Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister: Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom:Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V: Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday.

Namaskaar ! Read in punjabi & ull enjoy it.Dil v 1380 v tereHor 10Ki haal A 13Yara dosta nu aenj nahi 27 daOk G32 BujhaoTay100 jao.

Dost Hunde mehnge MOTI. Ehna de Mul chukaye nhi jande. Rakh sambhal k ehna nu, Eh kdi Gawae nhi jande. Vass jande ne sahan ch,Hr than Nave Banaye nhi jande.