Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 9

Satgur Nanak Pargataya Mitti Dhund Jag

Channan Hoia.

Aap ji nu Sri Guru Nanak Dev

Ji De aagman purab dian Lakh-Lakh Vadayian.

HAPPY GURPURAB!!

Ae Mere Rabba,

“Dey Carry Dabba”

Ae Mere Maula,

“Dey 86 Corolla”

Ae Mere Maula,

“Sutt Bumb Da Gola”

Na Raway Board,

“Na Pawy Result Da Rola”

(Aameen)

yaara yaari da maang rakhi dimag wich nahi mere dil wich pechan rakhi,mein b maanga dua 1 rab toh mere saune dost nu har dukh toh anjan rakhi...........

Tu$i door gae INTEZAR kita
Tu$i Ru$ gae RAZI kita Tu$i Yaad aai Mi$ kita
Jab Mi$ kita $m$ kita.
IK Gal Da$o $ub kuj main kita TU$I ki kita…..

Har geet kahani keh janda,Is ishq diyaan zanzeeran di,Arshan ch digge ranje di,mehlan ton ujrian heeran di,Ah rog tabahi kar turde,ohna saahon bane fakeeran di,Par pher vi je koi ishq kare tan samjo galti hai takdeeran di!

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

Jad taq mere vich saah dosta..Tainu milan di dil ch rahegi chaah dosta..Tu aavi chahe na aavi..Asi taqde rahange teri raah dosta..

Sardarni To Sardar:

Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,

Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..

Sardarni:

“Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja..” ;-)

“Tu Meri Jind Jaan Warga“

“Saday Pind nu Jandi raah warga“

“Tenu bhuliyay vi kinjh yaara“

“Tu aanday janday saah warga“

kuj shoq ha yar faqiree da.
kuj ishq ne dar dar rol dita.
kuj sajna hajat na chori.
kuj zaher raqeebaain ghol deta .
kuj hijir feraqda rung charia .
kuj dard mahianmol deta.
kuj har gai qismat majnoh de.
kuj pyar wich dhoka dhool deta

kujh hanju de gaye ne kujh honke de gaye ne..sajjan saade saanu eh ki tohfe de gaye ne...chal chadd dila na kar pachtaawa..jo kujh v de gaye ne tere aapne de gaye ne...

Laley di jaan,
Sade wal bhi kero Dhayan
Assi ha bahut pareshan
Towade walon na koi bell
Na koi msg da Nishan
Kithey O mere jaan

tu dharkan main dil haan wakh nahi hona dowa ne,saah akhri tak satth nibona dova ne

American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says, Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai

tera yaar nageene varga c .lagda e kaudi mul jana je gopi tenu yaad nahi apan v tenu bhul jana
gud day

Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya,
par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda.
Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove,
RAJ nu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning

mere ton vakh ho ke tenu lagda e teri kismat da dar khul jana .meri patri de wich likhiya e mein holi holi rul jana.tera yaar nageene varga c lagda e kaudi mull jana.je gopi tenu yaad nahi apan v tenu bhull jana

Main tawadi foto khicha!…
Ready?
Es-tedy
Muskrao!
Click!…
Developing…………..?
Wah bhai wah!

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0(.)(.)o

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ha ha ha…..

akal shakal te na jaeo eh bahutya changiya nahi.iko khoobi jo kehnda han dil ton kehnda han.kahto nazar ni aunda ohnu ohtu puch lao.mein ohi han aje v ohde sheher ch rehnda han

Ik Admi chupke se Jahanum se nikal ker jannat mai chala gaya
Frishta na paker ker khoob mara
Admi utha aur bola
Tuhade ina harkatan to koi jannat wich nai anda

Ni tu shad k gariban diya yaaria, fire mardi tu uchiya udariya. Meri jholi vich haase paun waliye, ni kyo hanjuya vich rod dita, Pahla mere pishe TAARE rahi tod di te ajj mera DIL tod dita.

Asi v smart ha,
tusi v smart ho,
sada v rang saaf hai,
tuhada v rang saaf hai,
bas ik chota jeha fark hai,
asi dil to saaf hai,
te tusi dimag ton saaf ho

'Tusi
vi
ajeeb
oO...



Dil
dey
baray
qareeb
oO...



Sms
da
kadi
jwab
nai
ditta.,.


Lagda
ay
boty
ei
ghreeb
oO,.,..'

press down to prove that you are sweet

ajji bas vi karo

tussi pehlay he itnay sweet ho!
fir vi press kiye ja rahay ho
Sweet Heart

Jad vi tera didar hovega ankhiya wich pyar beshumar hovega; kisi vi janam wich aa ke vekh layi yarra sadiya ankhian nu tera hi intezar hovega.

oye tenu ki lagda hai me tenu disturb karan vaste
msg karia si.O na ji na mai to tenu gud nite wish karan
vaste msg karia si.Chaloji swt wala drem aur gud wali nyt...:-)

Jo spna teri akh dekhe oh kal di surkh swer hove,
tere vehre suraj rehn lge kde 1 pal v na hner hove.
Murad mangn ch tenu wqt lage te poori hon ch na der hove..

ohna ne jaga jaga te nake laye hoye ne
saare pange v onade paye hoye ne
2-4 din gharo baar na nikli sunya k baandar fadan vale baar aye hoye ne /

Dunia badal jandi a nazare badal jande ne,
ithho tak k haneria raata de sitare badal jande ne.
TUHADA koi kasoor ni yaaro,
door reh k ta sare badal jande ne

WIFE:TU PHUL GULAB DA TE MAIN CHANDERMUKHI, TU MAITHO DUKHI TE MAIN TAITHO DUKHI.
HUSBAND:TU KOTHE CHAD K CHHAL MAAR, FIR MAIN V SUKHI TE TU V SUKHI.