Most Popular Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages

har ik dua ch rab to tuadi khushi mangi a
tuhade waste tariya to roshni mangi a,
na hove jis zindagi vich koi v dukh,rab to tuhade lai oh zindagi mangi a

Yaar tan zindGi diyan rahan hunde ne,eh tan sajiyan-khabiya bahvan hunde ne.
das bhala kdi koi bhulya hai saah laina,te yaar tan vasde hi vich sahan hunde ne

Tusi Enj Kro.

Mobile off kro,

Battry kad lo

Sim v kad lo

Mobile Nu Road te rakh k uton

IT mar do

jadon tusi msg e nai krna te is

Kanjar da ki faida.

Bdi himmat diti ohdi judai ne.
Aaj na kise nu khon da dhar hai, Ate na kise nu paun di chaht hai.

Aksar lokan nu khnde sunea c '' jeonde rahe ta fer milange' par tere vrge dostan nu miln to bad dil ne mehsus kita k milde rahe ta jeonde rahange'.......

O lokan piche lge firde ne
shak sde te krde firde ne
ohna shak krde-2 rh jana
te asi hsde-2 keh jana
j pyar hai ta shakk kahda,
j pyar nahi ta haq kahda...?

Mainu he sare kyu kehnde Ne k tu ohnu bhul ja.

Koi ohnu kyu ni ja k kehnda k mainu yad hi na aave.

Punjabi teacher to student: "Table par ink kisne girayi hai?" Isko punjabi me convert karo. Student- bhenchodo Ethe kinne apni maa chudai hai.

Kuch gallan rishte Tod dendian ne. . .
NAI TOD SKDA INSAN YADAN DE JAAL NU PR YADAN JAROOR INSAN NU TOD DENDIAN

RABBA MERAYA!!
Tere kol ik arz meri
rus jaave na kitte dost mera
har vele mangdi khair usdi
Hasda vasda rave SOHNA YAAR mera....

"?"Yaar nu yaar" "pyar nu pyar""kismat nu mauka""maut da hoka" te "ashiq
nu dhokha" kde na kde mil hi jande ne......

boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.
tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.
rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho 100 number dwawange.
girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu parchi histri di fadayi c.

Kehnde 'Samay' To Pehla Te 'Kismat' To Bina Kujh Nai Milda,,,,
Par "Afsos" 'Ohna' Kol Sama Ni Te 'apne' Kol Kismat Ni....

Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:


Pipal da boota howey.......

Gannay da ras howey....... .

Jay mera wass howey....... ..

Rab di Qasam....... .

Teri Maa meri saas howey.......

Taare ohi ginde
raatan nu jina nu

kise da intzaar

hunda h...!!

yaad v ohna di hi

aundi h jina naal

dilo pyaar hunda

ha

Ya RABBA!tu jag nu pyar da vairy kyun bna ditta
RAB hasaya te boleya
"tussi keda mere naal changi kiti e
tussi ta YAAR nu hi RAB bna ditta."

Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.

banta:aho!

banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?

Teri maa di,
Teri phen di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere chachi di,
Tere Poore Khandaan di,
Tey meri vi,
Tuu Jaan hain..

Saadiyaan khushiyaan taan saade koLon kdo diyaan russ gayiaan...
Kaash saade dukhan nu vi kise di nazr Lag jave..

Je tu thoda jiha sochein kde mere waste,
main jind jaan waar deva tere waste,
je kade teri zndgi ch aa jave hanera,
main khud nu jla deva tere waste..

mein kina bewafa haan jo ik dum usde dil cho nikal geya, us vich kini wafa hai jo aaj v mere dil ch vasde ne

(-_-)/ Kithe
<)( Ho Tussi?
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(-_-) Pata Kinna
<)(> Mis Kita
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Moja Karo Ludian pao

Dhamalan pao Shurlian chlao.

Rola Pao Abbu nu Dasso

Ammi nu Dasso Khushi manao

K tawanu v kisi SONEY bandy

Ne sms kita Aa.

Assi b smart, tussi b smart, sadda nature b cool, twada nature b cool, assi b cute, tussi b cute, bas1 chota sa farak h assi DIL de saaf tussi DIMAG de saaf.

Vehnde hanju di jubaan nahi hundi,Lafzan ch mohabbat byan nahi hundi, Pyar mile taan usdi kadar karo,Kismat har kise te meharban nahi hundi

++Read in++ Punjabi- Dil v 13, 80 v tere. Hor 10, ki haal ae 13? Yara dosta 9, aenj nai 27 da. Ok g, ijazat 2. 32 Bujhao, te 100 Jao.

Kuj lok zulm karn nu tyar baithe ne,
kuj lok sade ute dil haar baithe ne,
is jor ajmai ch pta nhi lagda,
kithe dushmn te kithe dildar baithe ne,
kaun kehnda es jag ch sare matlabi ne,
Edhr dekh yara "saade" jahe yaar baithe ne.
Rocking Gabru

Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.

Banta: Y?

Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

Ek waari ek baba bus wich ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..

Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?

Baba kehnda h "kismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..''

Assi b Smart, Tussi b Smart,
Sadda Nature b Cool, Twadda b Cool,
Assi b Cute, Tussi b Cute,
bas 1 chota sa Fark hai,
Assi Dil se Saaf, Tussi Dimag se Saaf.