Relations Wishes and Status Messages - Page 18

Mom advise girl if boy puts hand in BRA,say''DONT'' if he puts hand in ur PANTY say ''STOP''Nextday girltold mom he touched both&i said dontstop.

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Bhagvan

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Jo log muje sms Nahi kar rahe unka mobile kho jaye. . .!

Plz remind me 2 remind u abt 2 send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot d reminder was i''ve forgot!

Women''s english NO=yes
MAY BE=no
WE NEED=i want!
WE NEED 2TALK=i want 2complain!
AM I FAT?=tell me am i beautiful?
DO U LUV ME?=i''m goin 2ask 4 somthin xpensiv!

Taxi Driver: mam U know u r 3rd pregnant lady whom I''ll drop 2 airport today..
Lady: I''m not pregnant..! Driver: ya but v havn''t reached airport yet..!!

''A just born baby was laughing real hard wid his tiny fists all closed. a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers and found ...... ... . A Birth control Pill!

u"ve got
STYLE


u"ve got
CLASS


u"ve got
LOOKS


u"ve got
FACE


u"ve got
CHARM


u"ve got
BRAINS!





Oops,



sOrry,



galat number pe
bhej diya

OUCH!



Its 2 tight




Don;t worry luv
we''ll try 2
do it slowly.




Push it in....
ah...!




It''s painful...



Ok! Lets get another
wedding ring!

DID



U



KNOW



U



R A


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I__I riend !!

4 rooms
in a
lady''s
body

(é
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(é
_/ (_
(. )( .) play room
) . (

( .) .)
) .)stock room
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(. )( .)
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( v )guest room

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Did You
Hear What I Said?












Popat sms mein kabhi awaaz aati hai kya!lol

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(:)*(:)u think i 4get u na!
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(:)*(:)NEVER!

SMS doesn''t mean.. ''Short Message Service''!it means "Some Moments Shared" wth special people like u...Keep sharing the moments 4ever.Hv a nice time.

Y a man carryz his wife''s photo in d wallet? COZ whnever he faces trouble,sees d photo thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!.

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( , o )
(_3£_)
Wat u doing?
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("''''( ,o)
( £_)
Let me see...
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( v £_) Aaila! Thinking of me? Choo shweeet!

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Fudu



FudU



fUdU



fuDU



FUDU



fUdu



FuDU



FUdU



fudu



FUDU.


pressing for what? Once a fudu always a fudu.

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"" hey u...!!!


Yes u...



the cute one



holding this

phone!
Just
wanted to say "GOOD NìTÉ!"
Sweet Dreemz! :)

SuN WouLDn"T
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-(",)-
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SeA WouLDn"T
Be BLuE..
-_-_-_-
-_-_-_
I WouLDn"T
Be HaPPy...


()""() if i don''t
( "o") distrb u.
(")(")

Let me
draw ur
face!

Dont
MOVE!



Nearly
finished

OK
Done!



Wanna look?

,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)" Hi Main Mar Java , kinne sone ho tussy.

One + One
is Two


My dosti
is True


2 + 2
is Four


my dosti
is mOre


3 + 3
is Six


My dosti
is Fix


4 + 4
is Eight


My dosti is GREAT! Isn''t it!

Son saw parents doing sex & ask "Dad what''s going on?"
DAD:Teri Maa me PETROL bhar raha hun.
SON: dad MOM ki AVERAGE CHECK karwao, abhi uncle bhi TANK F

Joke : When a wife was asked - What book do you like the best? She answers - My husband''s cheque book.

,,,**,,, Bring * ._. * ur phone ( .__, ) close 2 >+++< ur cheek. ,,,**,,, * -.- * ( ''*'' /.. dishum... >+++< why DON''T U msg me.

C L O S E N E S S
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THÉ HÉÄRT
SÖ èVéN iF WÉ DÖNT Sèé ÉÄCH ÖTHÉR,YÖÜ WÖÜLD ÄLWÄYs BÉ RèMéMBèRéD &CÄRÉD!

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(,,)/ Take care!!

c my msg?







n0???







n0w,can u?



























still can''t??



c0z nO w0Rds can x-press how special u r.

Never play with a woman''s heart, she has only one heart..
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It''s ok to play with her breast, she has two!!

"ThösÉ whö Jöyfülly léävè Évérythìñg iñ GOD''S HAND wìll évèñtüålly $éè GOD''S HAND iñ ÉVÉRYTHIÑG" Wörry éñds whérè FÄITH bègìñs. good night.

We grow old filled with regrets..


For things not
done


For words not
said


For luv not
shown


Life''s too short buddy


do what makes U happy today!

Inscription on a condom cover:"If in anyway u find this condom not satisfactory, then....HAPPY FATHER''S DAY."

Q:There is always a sign board ''DRIVE SLOWLY'' near school,but never near girls'' college..Why?
Ans: BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!!