Relations Wishes and Status Messages - Page 19

Wen i was sad u were there wid me. Wen i was cryin u were there wid me. Wen i was unhappy u were there. Now i hav understood ki sare fasaad Ki jad tu hai..

I''ve got a HABIT of thinking bout U,HABIT never goes coz if u remove H, A BIT remains,if u remove A, BIT remains & if u remove B, kya karu IT still remains !!!

Ganguly to wife during sex - PITCH is dry, grass not cut, slow outfield. Wife replies - Nonsense! Inzamaam scored century on the same pitch!

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Its hard to let go of someone who has touched your life.. but it hurts more to let go of someone who was never yours-yet changed your life..

A sign at a doctor''s clinic in ldh city: ''specialist in women and other diseases!''

Doctor- u look terribely week nd exhausted! Are u having ur meals three times a day as i advised? Lady- doctor, i thought u said three males a day.

Choose a chocolate 4me. It will tel u wat u feel 4me.
1. Dairy milk
2. Kit kat
3. Perk
4. Munch
5. Bounty
6. Bar one
7. 5 star
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A good frnd is one who stays wen u tel him to leave u,open the door bfore u knock,wait for whole life wen u say one min & understands evn wn u dnt spk.

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Dil karta ha ke jor se thapar maru.
Aaj kya Dewali hai?nahi na! to GIFT Kyun chahiye

Young man asks a kind priest:Father is it a sin 2 sleep wid a girl. Father:No my child,but d problem is u guys never "SLEEP".

As i watchd d ants crawl up d wall i noticd dat no matter how Busy dey r,dey still stop & comunicte wid 1another!Hope v can be like dem: Frnds forever :-)

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Hey I want to tel u 1thing abt me.
My heart problem has reached such a critical stage
that doctor says there are
only two options left...


I.C.U.


Or


U C me

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if u dont sms
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GR0UNDFLOOR.

The wind,
the wind,
naughty wind.....
that blows the girls skirt high.....
but God is clever, he always sends the dust 2 close the boys eyes.

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Just what I thought...


You''d stil look 4 me..

Gosh! U r ADDICTED to ME! CONTROL

Whenever U share the Goodness in Your heart,u always end up WINNING HEARTS because LIFE IS AN ECHO It gives back what U have given!

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Jatt pandit di
kuri nal viah
karwaon gaya,
pandit: meri kuri uss naal viah karwaegee jis da lun 10 inch howega.
Jatt :koi gal nahin main 4 inch katwa dewanga...

Koi hans kar juda hota hai,to koi ro kar juda hota hai,magar juda hone ka gum to wo hai,jab koi apna ho kar juda hota hai.

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"::-''!''-::" Butterflies always findtheir wayto something sweet. Thistime they found u!

Caring for someone is easy but making sumone care for u is hard . Now i keep wondering how did u make it so easy for me to care for U.

Doc: Dis isn''t urine sample bt aplejuce u brot in! Mrs gupta:God! Can I make a call? Doc:Y? Mrs gupta:I may''ve pakd d othr botle with gupta ji''s tiffin.

If u save this msg it means i m cute.if u edit this i m still cute.if u forward this u r spreading that i m cute n if u erase this u r jelous of me coz i m cute

If u can''t b with d1 u luv den luv d1 u r with.Thot for the day....... How''s it?

TIME älöné cän prövé wörth öf frìéndshìp. As tìmé göés by, wé lösé thé fälsé önés änd kéèp thé bést... (;_;)
jus a sweet hello tö öné öf thé bést! :)

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