Q.What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? A.Fire.
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Hi Had Ur Dinner? Den Go 2 Bed Fast Because Something Is Waiting 4 U Do U Know What Is That..?
boy and girl going in bus larki bus sa utri aur apna number diya''2472742''.larka na name poucha to larki bole number ma he name hai guess her name
wo kya cheej hai jo:- saal me 1 bar,mahine me 2bar,hafte me 4 bar aur din me 6 bar aati hai.
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Ek___ ladki bajar me ___ lene gayi aur ek __ aurat se takrakar uski sari ___ gir gayee. Is 4 khali jagah mein ek hi word aayega. socho aur batao...(challenge)
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
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When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
What is the velocity of the darkness ?
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
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