When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
Where are the first 6 up''s ?
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
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