Most Popular Rude Jokes Wishes and Status Messages

son :papa aap lion or elephant me se kya banoge
dad:offcource lion beta.
Son:akhir rahoge janwar hi.

Dadi:GOLU

GOLU:Dadi 1 min

Dadi : Are GOLU

GOLU : Dadi Ekkk Minuteee

Dadi : GOLUU

GOLU: Are Buddhi Ruk Ja Aata Hu Potti Kar Raha Hu
-SOHAIL

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck).

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
'Me sick, no work'
Boss SMS back:
'When I am sick I kiss my wife try it'
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
'Me ok, ur wife very sweet'

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
'can kids of our age have kids?'
Teacher replied 'NO Never!!'
Boy said to girl :
'see i told you not to worry!!!!'