Most Shared Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages

Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar!!!!

santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai

Santa found cigrate in daughter's room"o God she smoked?" Den found wine"o God she drink?" "Den he saw a boy,"thnk god! Toh ye sab iska hai.

santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It''s for people who can''t swim!

SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAISANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.KOOD JA!

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

Man askd Santa:why U prefer prepaid connection than postpaid?Santa: prepaid me bahut fayda hai,call k bad bill badneke bajay kuM Hota hai

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don''t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

TT: ticket dikhao? SANTA: lo dekho. TT: ye to purani hai. SANTA: to train kaun c nayi hai?.

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: ?2-3 yrs?

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Santa : ''Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'' Banta : ''Yes, I have'' Santa : ''Well, my father dug it.'' Banta : ''That''s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'' Santa : ''Yes, I have.'' Banta : ''Well, my father killed it.''

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.

SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS ''DASTAK''

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can''t live without my friend.

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash?"

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.

Jeeto: I didn''t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji, how far is land? Sardar-2kms. Italian jumps into the sea and asks.. Which direction? Sardarji…. Downwards!!!

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared.
He replied, "Exam was okay, except for the past tense of 'think'.
I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"