Most Popular Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages

Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar!!!!

Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT SWIM"

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai

Santa found cigrate in daughter's room"o God she smoked?" Den found wine"o God she drink?" "Den he saw a boy,"thnk god! Toh ye sab iska hai.

santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

One day a sardar died due to brain tumer.
All the sardars started dancing instead of crying.
A person came astronished and asked the sardars why they are dancing.
One of the sardar replied atleast one of us had brain na paji....

santa banta looking at Egyptian mummy.santa:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.

Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic police tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away. Doctor: Did you try using a lemon? Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.

Santa banta were in conversation on the beach : Santa :Praaji , Ise ''beach'' kyo kaheete hai ? banta : Tumhe nahe pata ? Santa : Nahe pata. banta : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

Santa 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Santa : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes

Sardar to another sardar.:)......to bata k meri tokri me kya hai,to sab ande tere,or ye bata ke kitney hain to 8 ke 8 tery,aur agar ye bata dey kis ke hain to murgi bi teri.
2nd Sardar Hint dey yar

Sante ne apne nave jame bache nu goddi ch chukiya. Thodi der bad bache ne Susu kar ta. Santa nurse nu bolia: Bibi eh piece leek karda hai badal ke leya. . .

Santa banta were in conversation on the beach : Santa :Praaji , Ise ''beach'' kyo kaheete hai ? banta : Tumhe nahe pata ? Santa : Nahe pata. banta : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

Santa proposed to a girl...... Girl said: ''I''m 1 yr elder to you''. Santa said: ''Oye, no problem Soniye, I''ll marry you next year

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.
He puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!!

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

U have 2 cigarettes on a boat but no source of fire. Hw will u lite a cigarette if u r in d middle of d river?





SUM ANS BY SANTA Ans:1) throw 1 cigarette into d river. It will make d boat LIGHTER. Use it to light cigarette. 2nd method : throw a cigarette in air & catch it. Catches win MATCHES. Use these matches to light cigarette . 3rd method: take some river water,let it fall drop by drop .U know that'tip tip barsa pani,pani ne AAG lagayee.

Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh ''Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?'' Santa replied, ''They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.'' ''That''s an awfully exact number,'' says the tourist. ''How do you know their age so precisely?'' Santa answered, ''Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.''

Santa - "why are all these people running?" Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"

OH ji vadhaeeya ji vadhaeeya....chuare lutto ji chare lutto...tuanu ek pujabi munde kolu christmas di lakh lakh vadhaeee....!!!!!!!!

One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar: "Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!! Only small babies!!!.