PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 45

Sitaro ke vir se churaya hai apko
Dil se apna dost banaya hai apko
Is dil ko kavi tutne na dena
Kyuki isi dil ke andar chhupaya hai apko

Aj hum apse Dil ki bat karna chahte he mind Mat karna

MAI
Ap
Se
Bohat

P

PY

PYA

PYAR

PYARA HU

Jis se marzi pooch Lo

I will yaad u very zyada
u b yaad me bohat much
u are very zyada gud dost of me
I think I am b bohat acha frnd of u ka
So plz don't bhoolna me

Yaad Mat Karna SHAYAR ho javoge
Dil Mat Lagana DIWANE ho javoge
Pyar Mat Karna PAGAL ho javoge
Sirf Dosti karna dushman k B YAAR ban javoge.

Meaning of STUPID?

S =Sari Zindagi
T =Tumse
U =Umar Bhar ki Dosti
P =Pana Chahta He
I =Is Liye
D =Duao Me Yaad Rakhna

OK STUPID?

Itani Choti Nhi Humari
DOSTI,
Kaise Soch Liya Kinara
Aa Gya,
Lo Fir Ho Gyi Apke Mobile
Me Roshani,
Q Ki 1Baar Fir sMs Humara
Aa Gya!!

DiL Aur Taaro Me
Ye Fark Hai.

Taara Tut Kar
Logo Ki Khwaish
Puri Kar Jata Hai.

Or DiL TutKar
Logo Ki Khwaishe Tod Jata Hai.

Dosti k bazaar me chah nahi hoti
Dard hota hai magar aah nahi hoti
Dil se kiya gaya ho koi sauda
to chukaai gayi kimat ki parwah nahi hoti

Ap ki yaad me shair arz he
Today is Monday
tommorow is Manglwar

Wah wah

Today is Monday
tommorow is Mangalwar

I Miss u Yaar
I Miss u Yaar

1> Gussa Ki Halat Me Koi faisla Mat Karo
2- Khusi ki halat me Koi Wada Mat Karo.,,

Life Is A Heart Attac..
Love is A
Medicine..
Lover is A Treatmnet..
But,
FRIEND is A Doctor..
How Are You ?
My Lovable Doctor..

I

Searched

4

U

Up

Down

Left

Right

Here

There

Everywhere

Just

2

Say:
I..MISS..YOU
Friends

Santa asks Banta hOw was yur exam?
Banta: It was Ok-but i cOuld nOt ans. past tense Of THINK-I thOught, thuOght & finally wrOte THUNK-!

Ramesh: Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne Mere Jaisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Nhi

Dekha?
Raman: Kya Wo Kabhi Chidiyaghar Nahi Gayi Kya?

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...

Ramu: Shaadi Ko Paribhashit Karo?
Bholu: Shaadi Kapdon Ko Muft Me Dhone Ka Ek Behad Kharchila Tarika Hai

To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiots
Sir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?
Students- KISS Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

Teacher Itihas Rochak Hai,
Isme Atit Ki Jankari Milti Hai.
Student Mujhe Nahi Padhna,
Kyoki Isme Koi Future Nahi Hai.

Raman: Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai
Dr: To Mere Paas Kyo Aaye Ho, World Record Walo Ke Paas Jao.

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai ?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaaye ki...

So Rahe Ho Kya??

Santa-Omlet Lekar Aao
Waiter-Kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italian
S-Koi B Mujhe Khana H, Usase Baat Nhi Krni

Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari qismat me fail hona likha tha ho gye
Beta:ye to acha hua dad maine pura saal nai padha warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati.

Arz Hai
Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Ke Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat 1Jua Banke Reh Jayegi
Or Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai Beta Wo Tere Bacho Ki "Bua" Ban Ke Reh Jayegi

Math Teacher to Boy-
Jayda Awaaz Mat kr
Warna 2 Bar Diffrentiate krke 1 bar Integrate kr dunga
Boy- Sir Maine b "e" Ki Power x hu Jo karna kar lo

1 Over me Kitne Balls Feke Jate hai

Kya aapne kaha 6?

Galat jawab
1 over Me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jate Hai

Ek Bund se Samundar Nahi Banta
Rone Se Mukaddar nahi banta
Patna hai to Pure Girls Hostel Kp pato
1 -2 ladki se Koi Sikandar nahi Banta.

Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,
Magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,
Bolo Kaise?
Chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

Suna hai ki Aap Gaye The Unki gali me
Bolne Dil se Dil Mila lo
Jab dekha Unki Mummy Ko Ko to Bole
Jute Chappal Polish kara lo

Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.
thoda Sor se Bolo to awaz aaye
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

Height of ProfessionAl Respect-
A BeggAr Won
50 LAkh Rupees lottery
&
took A

Golden plAte
for
begging.
So Dont Insult Ur Proffesion!!