PAGALPANTI Wishes Collection - Page 46

Patni: Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.
Pati: Fir Kya Hua?
Patni: Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi

1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.

BEFORE MARRIAGE- Roses are red,
sky is blue,U r beautiful,I Luv u
AFTR MARRIAGE: Roses r dead,I have flu,
Dont get on my head, side ho TU.

Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Bolo
Agar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.
Bacha : Ye Lo kar Lo baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

Meri Jindagi To ho gayi hai
Ek Boring Khel
Kabse Online Baitha Hu
na E-mail aata hai

Na Fe-Mail??

Tom: sale! 1 laat marunga mumbai ja k girega!
John: mein marunga to america me girega!
Santa: bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro..pas k gaon jana hai

Pee Lunga Tumhare har ek Aansu
Kabhi Apnu Mefhil Me baitha kar to Dekho
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni GIRL FRIEND ko
Kabhi Hum se Mila kar to Dekho.

. . . . .Bikhar Rahe Hain Meri
Zindagi K Tamam Warq. . .*


Na Jany Kab Koi Aandhi
Uraa K Le Jaye. . .*

Mjhe Aksar Apno Se Chahat Ka Shikwa Rehta Hai





Q K Apno Ne Kabhi Nai Chaha Mjhe Apno Ki Tarah

Mehrbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karain K..







Zubaidah Apa tk Pohanch Jaye..






"Apa" Ammi Keh rhi hain gas nhi Aa rhi koi totka bata den..;-

FaQeer:Ek rupay de do.
Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart handsome nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!



FaQer:Acha janab phir 1 pappi hi dy do.

Ehsas k daman main ansoo gira k dekho,

Pyar mera b sacha hai azma k dekho,

tum ko bhool kar kia hogi dil ki halat,

Kisi ainey pe kbhi pathar gira k dekho…

…Kon Kehta Hai Teri Yaad se Be-Khaber hon Main… … …… …

…Dil Ke dard se Pooch Raat Kese Guzarti hai

kiS tarha khatam kar Sakta hoon tum Se riShta….!
“JAAN”

~tumko ko Sirf dekhney Se ham dunya bhool jaate hain…! ”

“Zindagi” Tu hi Bata Kaisey Tujy “Piyar” Karoon. . ?

Teri Har “SUBHA” Meri Umar “Ghataa” Deti hay…

*Dono hathon se tere lie dua kia kerte hain,
*hum apni khushi tere nam kia kerte hain,
*jab b dil dharke aap ka
*samajh lena hum ap ko yaad kia kerte hai.

Log mnzil ko mushkl smjte hen

Hm mushkl ko manzl smjhte hen
Logo me or hm me srf itna frq ha
K log dil ko dard dete hen
or
Hm dard dene wale ko dil dete hy.

~Hume Soorat Se Kya Matlab Kay Hum Seerat Pe Marte Hain, , ,


~Tumhara Husn Jab Dhal Jaye To Hamen Yaad Kar Lena…….!!

Mere Khali Hath Me Apna Hath Dia Hota

Manzil Ban Kr Manzil Tak To Sath Dia Hota

Mujhko Kho Kr Chup Kyun Bethy Rhy

Ek Baar To Rab Se Mujy Mang Lia Hota…!

Jin ka suraj meri chokhat se mila krta tha

~~Ab wo kherat mein dete hain ujale mujhko..!

Cheel urri ,.’

Kaw’wa urra!,’

Maina urri,’

Chiriya urri…,’
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Gadha urra
Ooh!
Sorry yar jaldi main tujhy b urra diya chal theek hai wapis neeche aaja;-

Khushbu se hawao se b milty nhi kch log

Mosam ki adao se b milty nhi kch log

Mil jayen to jevan ko saja dety hen

lekin

Bichrain to duao se b milty nhi kch log

Rahay ga ye gila taqdeer se akhri sans tak hamdam.
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K jis ko umar bhar chaha ussi ko umar bhar tarsy.

Ilzam e awargi k dar se chor dia shehar apna,,,

Wrna
ye Choti si umer,
Pardes k qabil To na thi…

Dar nhe lagta mjhe har jane se,

Haro gi tum Mere har jane se

Aj pas hun to qadar nhe karti

Yaqen haì.Tot jao gi tum mere chale jane se.

Itne pyar se chaha jaye to pathar bhi apne ho jate hain,



Najane ye faani insan itna aana parast kyo hai..?!

Tha Qabil e ilaaj Gham e zindagi mgr…….

Jiski talash thi wo maseha nahi mila…

Qismat ki baat hai k hamai apni zindagi mai.


Dil’ wale to mily

par koi……… Dil se nahi mila…….!

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “.
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* Mujhe To sardi Lagti He.

“~”Khizaon Mein Hota Hai Imtehan Wafaon Ka .”~” “~”DOSTO”~”
“~”Jo Hon Shajar Ko Piyare Wo Pattay GIRA Nhi krtay”~”….!

Khuahishon ka qaflaa bhi ajeeb hee hai.


Aksar waheen se guzarta hai jahaan rasta nahin hota.