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Wat is d meaning of True love
True love is when,
Katrina propose A boy "I love U" &
Boy Replied, "Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot
Shadi k sukh :-
1.subah garam pani milega(bertan dhone k liye)
2.bachche milenge(gadha banane k liye)
3.biwi apse pyar se bolegi(rashan k liye)
GOLU Gadhe p baith k College jata tha
FINAL YEAR Me Vo FAIL HO GYA OR PHIR paidal College jane lga
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Qki Gadhe ki graduation Complete ho gyi thi
KRIPYA DHYAN DE
Hme ye likhte hue
behad khed h ki
Aj apke layak mere mobile inbox me kisi b prakar ke msgs nai he
AAJ MSG RUKAWAT KE LIYE KHED H
Teacher To GOLU:Mamooli Ko Jumle Me Istemaal Karo
GOLU Ne Socha
Socha
Socha
Aur Bola,Meri Maa Mooli Bade Shouk Se Khati He.
Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab hum bachhe the
Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum Bache wale hai
Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Kyu nahi hoti
Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do
Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega
CID+Munni+Sheela
Munni to badnam hui jaise taise
Wah. wah
Munni to badnam hui jaise taise
Daya pata to laga SHEELA ko itni jawani chadi kaise
Dr-Apke 3 daant kese tut Gye.
GOLU:-BV ne kadak halwa banaya tha,Wo khaya
Dr:-To halwa khane se mana kar dete
GOLU- fir to 32 ke 32 tut jate
Dry Day Calender-2011
Jan 26,30
Mar 1,22
May 1
July 1,14
Aug 1,15
Sep 1,3,14
Oct 1,2,8
Nov 1,9
Dec 1,25
Pehle se intizam kr lena Janhit me jari
Vakil- Paaglo Ka Anubhavi!
Talkies- Premiyo Ki Paryogshala!
Saas- Bahu Ki C.I.D.
Shaadi- Berozgar Yuvao Ki Barbaadi
Dam h to ans do
China kis desh me h
15aug kis Date ko ati h
Green rang kis color ka hota h
Tmatar ko Hindi me kya bolte h
Mumtaz ki Qabr me kon h
Arz Karta Hu..
"Kya TERI CHAAL Kya TERI LEELA?"
Wah Wah
"KYA TERI CHAAL KYA TERI LEELA?"
MAI TERA "TEES MAR KHAN" AUR TU MERI "SHEELA"
Jhagde K Baad..
Patni- Aaj Ke Bad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Pati- Kya, Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni- Nahi, Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu
Yar Tu Khariat Se Hy Na? Teri Tabiat Theek Hy Na? Boht Din Ho Gaye
Tu Kachra Uthany Nhi Ay!!
Sara Mohalla Tera Intizar Kr Rha Hai
1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
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Ans:-Sulphur
Jeet Ki Zarorat Mehfil Me Hoti Hai"
::Pyar Ki Zarorat Dil Me Hoti Hai"
::Bina Dost K Adhuri Hai Zindagi"
::Kyun K Dost Ki Zarorat Pal Pal Me Hoti Hai.
Daga Rora Pista Dama Khair
Laka Pui Pui O Main Mar Gai
Oi Oi Oi.....
Samajh Ai??
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O Khan Sahab Keh Rahe Hain,
"Munni Badnam Hui Darling Tere Liye
Sari Duniya K Riwaajon Se Adawat Ki Thi,
Tum Ko Yaad Hai Jab Maine Ik Himaqat Ki Thi.
~*.*~
Use Raaz-Daan Samajh Kar Bataya Tha Haal-e-Dil Apna,
Par Us Shaks Ne Meri Zaat Se Baghawat Ki Thi.
Samandar Me Ghar Hua Nahi Karte,
Dosto Se Bichar Kar Hum
Jiya Nahi Karte.
~*.*~
Ji Bhar K Nibha Lo
Dosti Humse,
Kyun K Hum Jese Log
Ziada Jiya Nahi Karte.
Paighaam Tau Ek Bahana Tha
Irada To Aap Ko Yaad Dilana Tha
Aap Yaad Karein Ya Na Karein Koi Baat Nahi
Aapki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai
Bus Itna Batana tha.
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Happy Birthday
Ye lo Meri Taraf Se Birthday Cake
Ab ye mat kehna k hum kanjos hain.
Qarz dosti ka ada kon karay ga?
Dost na hon gay to wafa kon karay ga?
Aey ALLAH mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna mere jinay ki dua kon karay ga
Kanjus Aadmi-Bagal Wale Ghar Se Iodex Le Kar Aao
Wife-Wo Log Nahi Denge
Aadmi-Kite Kanjus Hai Wo Log...
Jane Do Humara Hi Lekar Aao..
Select One No.Then
I'll Tell You Apka Dimag Kis Trah Ka He
A B C D M N R U
Ans
Apke Dimagh Me Kide H
QK Apko No. Or Alphabets Ki Pehchan Nai
Wife: Sirf Mere Liye Hi Paan Kyu Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hu
GOLU:sir, mujhe is subject me 0 mark nahi milne chahiye the!
Sir: mujhe yahi lagta he beta,par me isse kam nahi de sakta
Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hE
Bacha:Daddy Aaj Kal ki Aurto Par Yaqeen Nai Krna Chahiye
Baap:Q
Bacha:Kal Techr Keh Rahi Thi 3 or 3
6 Hote He
Or
Aaj Bolti he 4 or 2
6 Hote He