vikki gautam Wishes Collection

JATT:-No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No Topi No Chatri Sirf Khtri. Mulla:- No Gas No Chulla Sirf Mulla.
PUNJABI:-na dalda na gheo punjabi sarea da peo..!

Waah Re
GANDHI....
kya chali
Teri Aandhi....
Aaya tha
Langot mai....
Aur
ghus gaya...
5
10 2050
100..
500..
1000..
ke Note me...

Dekhte h aaj hm un raho ki vraniya, Yaro k sang jha kati thi kitni hi tanhaiya, Gujra wo daur bichad gaye sab dost, Sath rh gayi to bus un lmho ki kahaniya.

Hakiqat smjho ya fsana,apna smjho ya baigana,humara apka rista h purana,isliye farz smajhte hain ye btana

grmiyan aa gyi hain.aaj se din mea km se km 2 bar jrur nhana

Aakhon me arman jiya krte hein,
Sanso se insaan jiya krte hein.
Jab-2 tumhari palak jhapakti hai,
Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hein.

Ummido ki diwar dhah gayi, ankho se aansuo ki nadiya beh gayi khud hi soch teri kya ijjat reh gayi , jab ek "JHAKKAS" Ladki tujhe "BHAIYA" kah gayi.

Jab b mera SMS mile to tali jarur bajana Qki mujhe brahma G ka vardan he ki jo mere sms me tali nhi bajayega vo agle janm me ghar-ghar jakar tali bajayega.

Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki huiTo usne elan kia ki BETA hua hai.Ek dost ne dekha to kaha- yeto ladki hai. santa:Munda niche se maa par gaya hai.

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
Wa wa.



Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
BANDAR b msg pad raha h,
EDUCATED hua zamana..
Wa wa..

Ham apne ap par gurur nahi karate, Anjane me kabhi koi ksur nahi karate. Jinhe dete hai apne dil me jagah, Marate dam tak use dil se dur nahi karate.

Pata he jab tum ghar se nikalte ho
to...

Ladkiyan tumhe hasrat se dekhti hai

Aahen bhrti hai,

or

sochti hai kash !




Hmara b aisa "BHAI" Hota.

Jis pal ap dil se muskraoge. Apni hansi me hamari jhalak paoge. Na samjhana ki sath chhod diya hamne. Palat kar dekhoge to har rah par hame wahi khada paoge

Duniya me Kbhi Kisi Achhe Insaan Ko talash mat kro Balki Khud Achhe Ban Jao ho skta H Ki apke Is kam se kisi or Ki talash Khatm ho jaye

HUSN bana to Diwane bane, SHARAB bani to MEKHANE bane, Kuch to baat khas hai APME, verna yun hi nhi AMRITSAR aur AGRA mein PAGALKHANE bane:

Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thingBanta: Wht is dis?Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.

Pal pal apke chehre par muskan rahe,har ek gam se aap anjan rahe. jiske sath mahak uthe aapki zindagi,Khuda kare hamesha aapke paas wohi insaan rahe.

USA se Tumhare liye rishta aya he, Baap hardware me he, Maa software me he, Bhai footwear me hai, aur Ladki sirf UNDERWER me he, chalegi?

*Tooth breaking pj*
budhe k chehre pr aaj bhi chamak he.. Wah wah.!
budhe k chehre per aaj b chamak he ..







Lagta he uske toothpaste me namak he.

Is masoom se dil k fasaane bahot hai, Is haseen zindagi ko jeene k bahane bahot hai, kis kis ko karu sms kambakt is great personality k "Deewane" bahot h

Bhool kar apko jayenge kaha,
ek pal b zamee par ji payenge kaha,Apse hi muskurahat hai zindagi me,
Bina apke hum khush rah payange kaha..Gud mrng

Neend jab Mujhe Aagosh me leti hai, Aapka Chehra Nigahon me bas jata hai, Ek dum se Meri Aankh khul jati hai,
Hontho se ye Aawaz aati hai










MUMMY BHOOT.

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.@AT

interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
santa : ji meri biwi.
interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?
santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.

jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle to....









chammach istemaal karo....
har cheez me ungli karna achhi baat nhi hai