anaslove2k@yaho Wishes Collection - Page 3

Atak ke reh gaya palko per khawab esa tha
Hazar tarha se khud ko jaga ke dekh liya
Bigad to sakta hai lekin sawar nahi sakta
Nasib humne bahut aazma kar dekha hai

Meri takdir ko badal dengen mere pukhta irade,
Meri kismet nahi mohtaz mere hath ki lakiroon ki

Yaade tere khalus ki dasti hain aaj bhi
Milne ki aarzoo me tarsti hai aaj bhi
Aaankhe hazar zabt ki koshish ke bawajud
Ruk ruk ke bar bar barsti hain aaj bhi

Kahi milte ho tum khawabo me
Kabhi milte ho tum yado me
Aansu ban ker kyun rahte ho
dilber meri in aankho me

Mujhe darde ishq ki saza maloom hai
Darde dil ki inteha maloom hai
Zindagi bhar muskurane ki dua na dena
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai

mujhe zindagi ki dua na de meri zindagi se bani nahi,
koi zindagi per kare yakin mujhe zindagi per yakin nahi

yun to patthar ki bhi takdir badal sakti hain
shart ye hai ke use dil se trasha jaye……

chlo uska nahi nahi allah ka ahsan lete hain
vo minnat se nahi mana to mannat mang lete hain

main kahin gum hoon tum kahin gum ho
phir bhi esa lagta hai har jagha main hoon har jagha tum ho

patthar mujhe kehta hai mera chahne wala, main mom hoon,
usne mujhe chu ker nahi dekha .

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?
BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,
Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

Me apni wfa ki yon misal deta hon, Koi b swal kare to tal deta hon, Mujhe aksar unhi Logon se mila hai dhokha, Jin k paon ka main kanta nikal deta hon

Aapke pyaare-pyaare SMS ne mere,
Komal-komal dil ko itana effect kiya,
Ki hamne sabko reject kiya,
Aur aapko ‘best friend’ ke liye nominate kiya.

Haqiqaton k kareeb aane k baad,
Samjhe mohabbat ko Dil lagane k baad,
Mujhe apna nahi hai dukh uska hai!
K kon chahe ga itna usey mere jane k baad……?

Ap jesa dost har ek ka khuwab hota ha
jinka ek alag andaz hota ha
yun to aasman mey taron ka koi hisab nhi
pr ap jasa dost taron ma bhi aftab hota ha.

Hm dostika farz yohi nibhate rahenge, waqt be waqt aap ko state rahenge, DUA karo umar yo lambi ho hamari, warna yad bankar aap ko zindgi bhar rulate rahenge

Is kadar wo yad karte hai hame
Ankho hee ankho me baya karne wale
Dete hai hai muskrahat ka tohfa,
Kal tak jo bhool baithe the hame

Heart can skip beat for a while,
Memories can be kept in a file,
A desert can replace the nile,
But nothing can stop a smile,
When your name comes on my mobile.

Duaoon me teri khoshi mangtay hain Khaboon me teri hansi mangtay hain Sochtay hain hum tum say kia mangen Chalo umer bher ki DOSTI mangtay hain

Kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata hai Kabhi Kisi anjan se Pyar ho jata hai Zaruri nhi jo khushi de usi se Pyar ho Dil todne walon se b Pyar ho jata hai.

JO MeNE KEH DIYA HAI WO TUJHE KAR K DIKHAYENGE BEWAFAI NA KARNA WAFA KARNA TUJHE SIKHAYENGE NAHI TUJHE JEET SAKA IS JAHAN ME KOI YE WADA RAHA TUJHE HUM HI HARAYENGE.

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya

Zardari= Bhai 1 kilo Doodh dena kuttay k liye

Doodh wala= Yaheen piyo ge
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Pack kardon?

Kisi ko board main number barhwane hon

to mujhe Naam or roll number Sms Kardain.
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Mai dua kronga..:->

Line marne k boht se tareky hen jinme se 3 mandarja zail hen
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1. Pencil se.;-)
2. Pen se
3.Marker se

dad apnay betay ki kamyabi per khush ho kar bola,
mang beta jo mangna hay,
beta: dad sochnay kay leyae 1 min dain.
Thori dair baad beta bola dad mujhay car chaheay,
dad: beta tum nay 1 min manga tha woh mene deydiyah
ab aish karo.

Hme To Sms Ne Luta

Call Me Kaha Dum Tha.

Mere Sms Bi Vaha Pahuche.

Jaha Balance Kam Tha.

Pathan Watchman ne Sher (Lion) ka pinjra khula chhor diya..

Officer: Tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kya?

Pathan: Kya zaroorat hai,
Usko kon chori karega?

Ek sharabi bus me sawar hua
seat pr bethe molvi ne kaha k tum jhannum k raste par ja rahe ho.
Sharabi chila kar bola
O ruko ruko

me galat bus me beth gaya hon

American: Humare kutte to bomb dhondh lete ha

Japani:HAMARI machliyan to foot ball khel lete ha

Pakistani:Ye to kuch bi ni hamare to ghadhe bi sms perh lete ha