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anaslove2k@yaho Wishes Collection - Page 7
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Phoolo ka koi pariwar nai hota
khushbu ka koi ghar nai hota
Kagaz-pani ki dosti kitni bhi gehri Q na ho
Par kagaz ki naav se dariya paar nai hota
Akela hu mujhe akela hi rehne do,
duniya ka har gum mujhe sehne do,
na jatao hamdardi mere ajizo,
mat pochho mre aasu inhe behne do!
Hamesha ankhoMe 1 spna yad rahega
Sadia beet jaegi woLamhe yad rhenge
Jane kya bat thi unDosto me
Mehfil bhul jynge bas woDostana yad rhega
Mere Dost hi nahi meri jaan ho tum,
meri har dhadkan mere iman ho tum,
jiski talaash thi mujhe janmon se...
wahi Khoobsurat armaan ho tum...!!
Dost hoto Ansu ki bhi shan hoti hai
dost na hoto mahefil bhi samsan hoti hai.
sara khel dosti ka hai
varna janaza or barat ek saman hote hai
School se bunk karvate he dost
Rah chalte ko bevkuf banate he dst
FruitBeer bolke daru pilate he dst
kuch bi kaho sale bahut yad ate he dst
Teri kami b hai ehsas b hai
Tu dur b hai aur pas b hai..
Khuda ne yu nawaza hai teri dosti se mujhko;
Ki khud per mujhe gurur b hai aur naz b hai..
U to hamari dosti n hoti
par isme khuda ka ishara tha
hmne to khuda se dosti ka hath badaya tha
par khuda ne apka naam bataya tha
A is 1,
B is 2,
C is 3,
Z is 26,
Then
L+O+V+E is 54,
12+15+22+ 5=54
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P is 108,
So
FRIENDSHIP is Double strong....
Santa -Apki shadi ho
Gayi?
Banta -Haji,1ladki se hui hai.
Santa -Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai
Banta -Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke Se hui hai
Santa subah Tatti gaya..
Bahut der tak nahi aayi
Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi
Santa bola are aa q nahi rahi hai !
Me kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga !
1947 Ka Bohat Famous sms
?
Tab mobile tha?
Jo sms hoga?
Aap log b na!?!
Sms dekha nhi ki mobile me angutha marne lag jate ho..!
Bahu:Maaji ye abhi tak nahi aye
kahi koi dusri Aurat?
Saas:kalmuhi tu hamesa ulta Sochti h
aisa B to ho Sakta h kisi truck k niche agya ho
Banta-Ye chitthi tum kise likh rahe ho?
Santa-khud ko
Banta-Isme kya likha hai ?
Santa-maloom nahi
Banta-kyu?
Santa-Abhi mujhe mili kaha hai
Jo hamesha hasta raheta hai usko HUSMUKH kahte hai
Aur jiska hasna bilkul hi bandh ho gaya hai use kya kehte hai?
HUSBAND
Baniya 14floor se neche gira
Girte hue usne apni gharKi khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NA PAKANA!
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career P Mod De
Ishq Aur apni GF MERE liye Chhod de
Kal khwab me dekha tha tumhe
Sach hai tab maloom na tha hume
Khwab me hathon me humare tumhara hath tha
Khwab toota to khamosh deewaro ka saath Tha
Wo meri hai uska naam koi or na le
In bhigi ankho ka jaam koi or na le
Isliye uska hath nahi chhodte hum
Wo gir jaye to kahi tham koi or na le
Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahi
Kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahi
Gunaah to sabhi karte hai
Humari nazar me to khuda bhi bekasoor nahi
Har Mehfil Har Dil B Royega
Jaha Dubegi Meri Kasti Wo Sahil B Royega
Itna Pyar Bikher Denge Zamane Me Hum
Ki Katal kar k Mera Katil B Royega
Toilet Jane Se Pehle...
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Toilet Se Aanay K Baad...
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Tauba Yar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum....
Chalta rahega ye zindagi ka karwa,
yunhi saal gujarte jayenge,
magar wo lamhe jo sang aap ke
bitaye hai,
hum chah kar bhi na bhul payenge..
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ye fish hamari dosti ki nishani hain
inhen sambhal kar rakhna aur ye mar na jayen is liye apne mobile ko pani me daal kar rakhna.
these are the magic fishes
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these can swim in ur mobile screen. u want to check ?
hello mr. 1st fill water in ur mobile
then u can see.
duniya chodne se pahle aisa kam kar jaynge
dekhegi duniya saari
chand sitaron par tumhara naam kar jaynge
apne dushman ko nahi samjate hai kam
nahi manaate jindgi me kabhi gum
chahe ho jaye jindgi khatam
isi liye msgon k baadshah hai hum
bafaa kare lekin nibha na sake
yehi dil ki kami rah gayi
dost hume chod kar chale gaye
humare pyar me koi kami rah gayi