anaslove2k@yaho Wishes Collection - Page 4

Agar Aap Khain Ja Rahe Ho Or “KALA BILLA”
Aap K Aage Se Guzar jaye To iska Matlab hai?

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“KALA BILLA”bhi Khain Ja RahA hai

Aagr Ap Duniya Ki
Sabse Sundr Ladki ko
Sache Dil Se Mangoge

To Wo Humsha ke Liye
Apki Ban Jayegi…


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BHABHI.

A boy was following a girl.
Girl: ,don’t follow me, because my mother is coming behind you'
Boy: 'don’t worry, my father is following her'.

A: u r Adorable

B: u r Beautiful

C: u r Cute

D: u r Darling

E: u r Excellent

F: u r Fabulous

Sorry Z tak jhoot bolne ka time nahi hai!

Sir: kal class me kyu absent tha?
Boy: girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: kis liye?
Boy: yes Sirr.. bauhat saare KISS liye

Larka: Tum kitni haseen ho,

Larki: choro na

Larka: tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain,

Larki: choro na tum be

Larka: itni dair se chor hi to raha hoØn.

Ranjha Ne Been Bajaai,

Or heer Dor Ke Aai.

Mujnu Ne Bansuri Bajaai,

Or laila Bhag K Aai.

Or Hum Ne Sirf Seeti Bajaai,

Or Woh zalim

“BHAI”Ko Le Aai

Aaj Barish Me Tumare Sang Nahana Hai
Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hai
Barish K Ktre Jo Tere Hoton Pe Gire
Un Katro Ko Apne Hoton Se Uthana Hai

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Peep
Peep
Chalo jaldi betho

Abi or kanjos b Uthany hain,

SMS hi nahi krty

Sab ko samndar me Phainkna hai<

Tumhari pasand humari chahat ban jae
Tumhari muskurahat dil ki rahat ban jae
ALLAH khushiyon se itna khush kar de ap ko
K ap ko khush dekhna humari adat ban jae

Koi anjan Jab apna ban jata hai
Na janay kyon wo bohat yaad aata hai
Lakh bhulana chaho us ko magar
Aks uska har cheez mai nazar Aata hai.

Aye Na agar Tumhe Yaad Hamari,
Hum Karenge Fariyad Tumhari.
Bewafa ho tum ye Na Kahenge Kisi se,
Kahenge Ki Shayad Kami Thi Wafa Me Hamari.

Ya Rab Mere Dushman Ko Rakhna Salamat..!!

Warna Mere Marne Ki Dua Kon Kare Ga..!!

Me apni wafa ki yon misaal deta hoon,

Koi bhi sawal kare to taal deta hoon,

Mujhe aksar unhi Logon se mila hai faraib,

Jin ke paon ka main kanta nikaal deta hoon

Sabab judai ka kuch to btao Muje

Phir chahe Dil o jan se satao Muje

Ye mana k Fursat nhi Tumhe

Magr ye lazim to nhi k Bhol hi jao Mujhe

Konsa Zakhm Tha Jo Taro Taza Na Tha,
Zindagi Me Itne Gham Thay K Andaza Na Tha,
Un Ki Jheel c Ankhon Ka Is Me Kiya Qasur
Dubne Walon Ko Gehrai Ka Andza Na Tha.

Karni Thi Hum Se Be-Wafai,
To Pehle Hi Btaa Dete
Ye Dunia Bahut Badi HaI
Kisi Aur Se Dil Lga Lete

Ae Khuda tu Ishq na karna
Varna tu pachtayega.
Hum to mar ke tere paas aate he
Lakin tu kaha Jayega

Har Pal Me Pyar He,

Har Lamhe Me Khusi He,

Kho Do To Yaade He,

Jeet Lo To Zindagi He

Kal Tk Jo Kehte The Ki Raunak-E-Mehfil he Tujse

Aaj Whi Mujse Ulajhte Hain K Tu Mehfil Me Na Aya Kr

kaha hai re babooya tuhar mobile
dekh hamar mobile tuhar mobile ko line maar rha hai

yeh dekho tumhari babhi
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buri nazar se dekhe to nahi dikhte

Sukoon bhi kum hua, neend bhi hay kum kum phir
Qareeb anay laga dooriyoon ka mousum phir


Bana rahi hay teri yaad mujh ko silk e guher
Piro gae hay meri palkoon mein ajj shubnum phir

Mera wajood tere naam ka sitara ho


main jo kahon jo likhon sabhi kuch bus tmhara ho


mera hr dard teri rooh se ho


kr guzre mera hr ashk teri ankh ka tara ho.

INSAAN JAB IS JAHAN MEIN AYA USKE PASS GAM THA
AUR JAB IS JAHAN SE GAYA TAU USKE PASS GAM THA
KHUSHI USNE JIS LAMHE KO SAMAJHA, E YARAB
DAR-ASAL TAB USKE GAM KA EHSAS KAM THA

ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai 'ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai'
dulha bolta hai 'don't worry jate hi loot lunga '

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?


Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.


Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Santa: Dr. saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.
Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?
Santa: Dr. saab, samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !