8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 20

Kin Lafzoon Mein Bayan Karoon Apnay Dard Ko . . .!

Sun-nay Walay To Bohat , Hai . . .!

par

Samajhnay Wala Koi Nahin . . . :

Keh do samundar se ki

apni lehron ko smbhaal k rakhe...

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Qki..

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Zindagi mein toofan laane k liye

ek gf hi kaafi hai...

Jisko Bhi Dekha Rote Huye Dekha :'(

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Mujhe Toh Ye Mohabbat

Kisi Tissue Company Ki Saazish Lgti Hai.

India is a place

where you say to Anyone driving faster than you

"Saala yeh pakka marega"

Anyone driving slower than you

"Saala garden mein chala raha hai"!!

And

anyone Driving Parallel to you -

"Apne Baap se Race Lagayega tu...

Har maa ki 1 hi dua. .
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aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24 ghante tuk tuk ..... !!

Us befawa ke yad me ham ne jam utha liya. . . .
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Phir lagaya bread pe

aur

fatafat kha liya. . . . .

MORAL.......sare ashiq sharabi nahi hote. ..

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

Yr 1. Janu

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Yr 2. O G.

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Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?

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Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

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And

then…..

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Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?

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Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

True love:

Baba :- beta tujh par chudail ka saya hai

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Ladka :- baba me thappad mar dena

agar

meri gf k bare me kuch kha to...

Gaur farmayiega

Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe ;(

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Koi baat nahin

It's ok! it's ok! Xp

Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho.

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Beta: Haan aunty,

aur koi option hi nai tha

Ladkon ke liye 1 Vishesh Suchna..
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Agar koi ladki tumse mile...

frndship kare..

aur

agle din hi tumse I luv u kahe...

toh...

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samaj lena

wo emotional attyachar ki undercover agent hai...

Mere pass facebook hai,

twitter hai,

orkut hai....

tumhare pass kya hai.....?

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Smart answer:

mere pass

"Aur bhi kaam hain

Hsband- Ji krta h k

tumhari zulfo Me kho Jau

Tumhari ankho Me bus Jau

Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.

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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge

ya

kabhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!

Bachpan me dosto ke paas watches nahi thi
magar sabhi ke paas kaafi TIME tha.
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Aaj sabhi ke paas branded watches hai
par time kissi ke paas nahi.

I was all alone against the world,
Searching for a safe place outside,
When we met, my heart twirled,
Now I have your arms to confide,
When things were wrong all over,
only you gave me will to survive, ?
Promise me that we will stay together,
Coz only your love can keep me alive..!!

Kash jate hue waqt ko rok pate hum,

Sath mein bitaye har lamha jod pate hum...

Na jane kitni yaadein di apno ne hume,

Kash unke liye zindagi ko piche mod pate hum...

Tu bewafa hai ya nhi samjh nhi aata....

Ek ye hi sawal hai jiska dil se koi jawab nhi aata...

Mai tujhse dur jana chahti hu magar...

Bin tere ab mujhe karar nhi aata..

Dil ko manaati rehti hu ki tu sirf mera h..

Pr haqiqat to ye hai ki tera naam mere naam k sath nhi aata..

badnam zamaney mein mohabat nhi kertey

Dil-waley to dushman se bhi nafrat nhi kertey

Ek bar jise chaha sada us k rahey phir

hum log amant me khayanat nahi kertey

Tanhai mein kar lete hain yaad aansoo baha kar

Zahir kabhi hum apni ibadat nahi kertey

Har Phool Ki Ajeeb Kahani Hain...!

Chup Rehna Bhi Pyar Ki Nishani Hain...!

Kahi Koi Zakham Nahi Phir Bhi Kyu Yeh Ahsaas Hain...!

Lagta Hain Dil Ka Ek Tukda Aaj Bhi Uske Pass Hain...!

If You do not use Today better than Yesterday, Then Why do you need Tomorrow?

Acchi Baat to Sabko Acchi Lagti hai dosto

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Lekin

Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage

to Smjho k

Tumhe Pyar

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Nahi hua :P

ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..

The most heart breaking moment in our childhood :'(

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Jb ghar aye hue mehmano k diye hue 500 rs mumy vaps le leti thi :'(

'La beta tu kho dega'

Hai Yaad Mulaqaat Ki Woh Shaam Abhi Tak,

Main Tujh Ko Bhulane Mein Hoon Na'Kaam Abhi Tak.

Meri neendh jaise pehli baar tooti hai
Aankhein malke maine dekhi hai subah

good morning

Naukar- Sahab,

aap ka kutta to bilkul Aadmi jaisa lagta hai,

kya khilate ho?

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Malik- Nalayak,

wo kutta nahi

mera beta hai.

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Engineering kar raha hai

aur

aaj- kal Exams chal rahe

"Mat ho itna mukhlis kisi k liye Is dunya me

"Dost"

kisi ke liye jan bhi ganwa do to kehty hain is ki zindagi he itni thi....!

Universal Truth:
Aap Kitne Bhi Badey Angrez
Ban
jaye Lekin,
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Hindi Mein “Galiyaan” Dene
Ka Maza Hi Kuch Alag Hota
hai…

Cm match ur steps with mine and lt time fly add color 2 d celebration lts do dandia! Happy Diwali

i know 10 facts about u people

1. You r reading this
2. You can't say M without touching your lips
3. You just tried it
4. You just smiled or laughed
6. You r a boy/girl
7. You didnt realize I skipped 5
8. You r looking back at 4 & 6
9. You r liking this
10. You r reading me telling u to like it

Friend or girlfriend me kya fark hota hai…..??

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Friend wo hai jis se hum udhar lete hain

Aur

girlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum udhar lete hai