8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 4

Yeh un-kaa jarf thaa jo dosti se door rahe,

Yeh apanaa jarf ki ham dushmani se door rahe.

Na hogaa ham-saa koi baa-wafaa zamaane mein,

... Teri khushi ke liye har khushi se door rahe.

Yeh kaisaa apanaa muqaddar likhaa kar laaye the,

Qareeb kaabaa rahaa, aur bandagee se door rahe....

tum meri yaad mein sulgo toh bura lagta hai,

tum mere dedar ko tarso toh bura lagta hai,

ek tamnna hai faqat mujh pe mehrban raho,

... tum kisi or ko dekho toh bura lagta hai,

meri rooh tarasti hai tumhari khushbo ko,

tum kahin aur jo mehko toh bura lagta hai

Vaade bhi usne kya khoob nibhaye hai,

Zakham or dard tohfe mein bhijwaye hai,

Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi,

... Maut se pehle maut ka saman le aaye hai...

Chahte the hum jinhe unke dil badal gaye,

kabhi sahil to kabhi samander badal gaye

hua kuch is kadar kishto mein qatal humara

... kabhi khanjar to kabhi qatil badal gaye….

Uske bina duniya suni si lagti hai ..

Bin uske Zindgi adhuri si lagti hai ..

Pata Nahi kyon chahte hain Hum usko itna ..

... Ki uske Bin jeena bhi majburi si lagti hai....

Zuki PalkoSe uska Didar Kiya,

Sab Kuch Bhulakar uska Intzar Kiya......

Vo Jan Hi Na Paya Jazbat Mere,

... Jise Dunia Me Mene Sabse Jyada Pyar Kiya......

Ek din mai akela udaas nadi k kinare baith kar usme patthar phek raha tha...

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Tabhi ek mendhak nikla

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bola :

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Aa ja paani ke andar

abhi teri udasi door kar deta hu saale , kutte, kaminey

meri item ka sar phod diya...

Agar kisi ladki ko dil se chaaho,

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puri kayanat usey tumse ALAG karne me lag jati hai...

Jo Calendar "1991" Ka tha

Wahi Calendar 2013 Ka Hai..

Date & Day Are Same,

Kon Kehta Hai

Gujra Hua Waqt Wapas Nai Aata..?

if aalia bhatt marries siddarth maliya,

then

what would she called???

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aaliya maliya...

&

their bachche known as dhamaliya :-)

when a girl asks you to guess her age ,

its like deciding ..

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whether to cut the blue , red,or green wire

to diffuse a bomb

Humne Manga Tha Saath Unka,
Woh Judaai Ka Gum De Gayee,
Hum To IN Yadoon Ke Sahare Jee Lete,
Par Woh Bhool Jane Ki Kasam De gaye.....

Kabhi Nazrein Milane Me Zamane Beet Jaate Hain,
Kabhi Nazrein Churane Me Zamane Beet Jaate Hain,
Kisi Ne Aankh Bhi Kholi To Sone Ki Nagri Mein,
Kisi Ko Ghar Banane Me Zamane Beet Jaate Hain,
Kabhi Kaali Siyahi Raatein Hamein Ek Pal Ki Lagti... Hai,
Kabhi Ek Pal Bitane Me Zamane Beet Jaate Hain

Raah me uske roshni karne ko...

hum apna dil bhee jalaa dete...

vo kehte to sahi hamse dil ki baat....

hum sunne ko uski bat saare jahaan ko khamosh karaa dete..

Hum To Muhabat Ke Naam Se Bhi Anjaan The
Ik Shakhs Ki Chahat Ne Humhen Pagal Bana Diya..

DEFINITION OF HONEYMOON:

A man's last holiday

before he starts working

for a new boss !!

Why is 2013 going to be my year?

Because. ......

"Jo 13 hai, woh mera hai"

Happy Diwali,

Ab tum sab sochte honge

Happy Diwali kyu,

areh bhai meri marzi

Mera phone,

... mera page...

joh dil bola woh message post karunga ,

Chalo ab Good Night....!!

I Am Not Famous in This World,

But

I Am Famous in Someone's Heart.

That's All That Matters To Me! ?

Ek dukhi pati apni patni se bola :

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mei khayal aata hai,

Ke zindagi teri zulfoon ki ghani chhaon me kat jaye.

Toh

'Home Loan' lene ki zarorat hi na pade....

Teachar: Whats Full Form Of M.A.T.H.S....??

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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi....

BF: baby ONE minute widout u is like..

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GF:"Awwwwww....?

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BF:"60 secs yaar...

harrr baat mein kya AWWWW ??..:

Height of gawarpan..

Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??

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Girl : "nahi

mai bachpan se hi gori hu... :p :O :D :D

"Main to yohi Paani ko Gaur se dekh raha tha

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mere ~*DOSTON*~

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Itne me Ek Machli nikal kar Boli:

... "Kamine tere Ghar me Maa Behen nahi hain kya?"

Boy jab fail ho jaye mom 3 words kehti hai:

AUR JAA GHUMNE....

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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:

SHARM NAHI AATI.........

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Aur

dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain

but

dil jeet lete hain

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Abe Tu Bhi..

Nazar Sy Door Reh Kr Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Main Rehna

Kisi K Pass Rehnay Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aisa Ho...?

?Hum se ek rootha hua shakhs na mana ?..?


?..?Logh to roothi hoowi taqdeer mana lete hain?..?

Khayal me aata hai jab us ka chehra,

To labon pe aksar faryaad aati hai,

Hum bhool jate hai us k sare sitam,

Jab us ki thori si mohabbat yaad aati hai…

Hum apni deewangi se jaane jaate hain,
Wo apni be-rukhi se pehchaane jaate hain.

Roz miltey hai lekin, kuch kehte sunte nahi,
Mere saamne wo meri dharkan barhaane aate hain.

Shab-bhar Intzaar me hum taare dekha karte hai,
Sawera hone se pehle wo chand bujhane aate hain.

Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin.

duniya samajh rahi hai Mohabbat usse nahin.

lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah main.

kafi dinon se Mujh se shikayet usse nahin.

dil ki zameen us ki hai banjar issi liye.

jazbon ki barishon ki jo aadat usse nahin.