8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 5

Tune Mere Mehboob Ko Dekha Hi Kahaan….

Agar Tu Dekh Le Soorat Uski Teri Neend Ud Jayegi,

Har Waqt Subah-O-Sham Khayal Uski Hi Aayegi,

Khud Ko Sambhalna Mushkil Ho Jayega Us Waqt,

Jab Wo Aankhein Tere Dil Mein Utar Aayegi,

Tune Mere Mehboob Ko Dekha Hi Kahaan…

Sidhu's epic Hindi commentary last night . 14 required of 2 balls.

Ramiz raja: agar 1 ya 2 no ball ho jaaye

aur

fir six lag jaaye to Pakistan jeet jaayegi.

Sidhu: ye whi baat hui ki

agar meri chachi ki munchhey hoti

to main use chacha kehta..

what is the maximum limitation of telling a lie ?

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A chinese gal luking into d mirror

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singin a song -

"Mere mere mast mast do nain ........."

no offence pls ...

Dear weather...!

Stop showing off...! .

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I know u r cool ..

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But...!! . .

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Not more than me ^_^ ? ?

Rabb se dua karte hain ki

sab ko khushiyon ka sansar mile, ,

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aur

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jo hamara PAGE like nhi karte

unhe apne Gf/Bf se bhai/behan ka pyaar mile

abhi bhi dekh rahe hain ....

Its very nice 2 discuss problems wid frndz.!! !!

Not bcoz that

they will solve it,

Par

"kamine aisaa stupid suggestions denge k problem hi bhul jaaoge "

GANDHIJI janme the us desh me Rehta hu.

Fir bhi ye Bhrshtachar roj Sehta hu.

Koi Aayega mitane Bhrshtachar ye Manta hu.

Lakin khud himmat kar mai Aage nahi Badta hu.

Fas na jau Rajneeti me isi liye mai inse Darta hu.

Har din har roz in Bhrshto k hatho mai Marta hu

Naaraz Hai Ye DuNIya Wale Is Gunehgaar Se .

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aye_KHUDA

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Sula De Mujhko Aisi NInd Ke Sab Razi Ho Jayen.

Waqt ka koi bhi manjar mujhe ab raas ni aata

Behte paani se ye din bhi nikal jayenge,

Guroor raat ka tootega to jaroor

Magar khwab hajaar humare bhi bikhar jayenge.

Mehfoos tu mehsoos kar... Tere paas hoon main sada

Tujhse nahi ho sakta main....Pal bhar bhi ab judaa

Ab saath hain hum iss tarah....Aankho n ke sang palkein

Aa waqt ko yeh baat hum.....Ik baar phir se kehde.

Saza Na Do Muje Bekasur Hoon Main,

Tham Lo Mujh Ko Gamon Se Choor Hoon Main,

Teri Doori Ne Kar Dya Pagal Sa Mujhe,

Aur Logon Ka Kehna Hain Ke Magroor Hoon Main....

Ek Chadar ko Raah-e-mehboob mein bicha dena.....

Main mar jau toh use mera kafan bna dena.......

Thodi see khaak lana unke kadmo ki meri kabar ke liye.......

Ek anshu unka meri kabar par gira dena......

Bohat Royega mujhe dekh kar woh Shaksh.......

True Story...

In bed,its 6:00 am,

if u close ur eyes for 5 mins,

its direct 7:45,

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but

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in lecture its 12:30,

u close ureyes for 5 mins,

itz stil 12:31:

Agree ??

Height of technology:

A Bhidu writes all Answer as...

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And...

Lastly he writes..

"Answer are written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied..!!!

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota,

baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli.

Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya

aur

dukaan se surf lene gaya.

Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garazne lage.

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola

"kidhar..???

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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu.

Tezz raftar zindagi ka ye aalam he in dino yaaro,

Ki subah k ghum bhi sham ko purane lagte hai....!!

Dear Ad makers,

Not EVERYTHING we do is to impress women.

We buy Bikes to commute and Deodorants to avoid Body Odor.

Sincerely,

Men's Association

Arz kiya he:

Dil Logi ya jaan logi !!!

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wah wah

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Dil Logi ya jaan logi !!!

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wah wah

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Meri jaan set hone me kitna time logi ???

Jhuta apnapan toh har koi jatata hai,

Woh apna hi kya jo pal pal satata hai,

Yakin na karna har kisi par,

Qki karib hai kitna koi yeh toh waqt hi batata hai.

Foreigner,

"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"

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smarts answer by our santa

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Santa:

"Before 8 p.m. Kashmir, After 8 p.m.- Whiskey Key Glass Mein !

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

Arz kiya he

Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,

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wah wah

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Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,

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wah wah

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Tu 2 min ruk.. mei pani pi ke aaya

"HOPE" is one of the greatest gifts to all of us..

because

it's that magic

which inspires us to keep trying, learning, loving and living..

Do not loose it.

Student's life:-

Whole year:

DISCO DEWANE AAH HAA..

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Last 2 days b 4 exam:

SHIRDI WALE SAI BABA AAYA HAI TERE DARR PE...

An old Indian woman slips n falls.

She says,

'Hai meri kismat.!'

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A foreigner girl walks past n says,

'Hi....

Merry christmas to u too.

Socha Tha Pyaar Khushi Ka Paigaam Hai..
Dil Lagaya Tho Dekha Dard Hi Aam Hai..
Tune Dard Dekar Pyaar Ki Mithaas Di Hai
Ab Bachi Zindagi Hai Woh Bi Tere Naam Hai..!!

Ye Mat Soch Ki

Tum Chhod Doge To Tut Jaunga Me!

Jee To Wo Log B Rhe H

Jinko Hamne Teri Khatir Choda Tha!

Unhe Bhoolne Ki Koshish Ki Maine
Dil Ne Kaha Yaad Karte Rehna
Wo Hamare Dard Ki Fariyad Sune Na Sune
Apna To Farz Hai Unhe Pyar Karte Rehna

Is Duniya Se Tumse Pahle Main Chala Jaaonga
Aasmaan Par Jakar Ek Aashiyana Banaunga
Jahan Chand Aur Taare Tumara Kahna Manega
Wahan Main Tumahare Pyaar Ka Jahan Sajaunga

Teri Yaad Dilko Bekarar Karti Hai
Nazar Tujhe Talash Har Bar Karti Hai
Gila Nahi Jo Hum Hai Dur Tumse
Teri To Judaai Hbi Humse Pyar Karti Hai