8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 45

Har sham ki
Lali
Kuch Yaad dilati hai.

Har phool ki khusbu 1 jadu jagati hai.

Chaho na chaho kitna bhi,

Har pal "AAPKI" yaad badi Aati hai.

Tum zindagi ki jaan ho, Na jane kyo tum anjaan Ho
Tum dil ke itne paas ho Kyunki tum sabse khaas Ho
Tumhare bagair dil Udaas hai
Par tumhe kahan ehsaas Hai.

Chahat Par Aitbaar Na Raha
Khusi Kya H Ye Ehsaas Na Raha..
Dekha H In Ankho Ne Toote Sapno Ko..
Isliye
Ab Kisi Ka Intezar Na Raha.!!

Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha..
ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho ??

Santa : Docter ne kaha hai, isko dawai koot ke deni hai

teacher Teacher, aaj naa kuch kehna humko
Aaj hum khoob mauj udayenge,
Saal bhar toh aapki humni suni…
Aaj hum baate aapko apni batayenge..

Happy Children’s Day!

Desh ke Pragaty ke hum hai Aadar
Hum karenge Cha Cha Nehru ke Sapne Sahakar
Happy Children's Day

There r some things, many cnt buy, 1 of such thing is our childhood, enjoy d spirit of childrns day… Happy Children’s Day!

We are the future... The hope for a brighter tomorrow... We, the children of the world... Are symbols of promise... and potential Happy International children's Day!

"Children are the World's most valuable resources
and its best hope for the future"
Happy Children's Day

Santa:The aeroplane is so big.How is it painted.
Banta:When it flies in the air,it will become small it is easily painted.

Limit Of Stupidness...

Teacher- Who Is Chandragupt Morya?



Santa- mam, i Think He Is The Brother Of Ganpati Bappa Morya.

Dekho ji :-);-)

(",)
J'L _ /_/ <'L
Mere pair pakadne Se kuch nahi hoga..

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mere sMs to aapko jhelne hi padenge.

A nice Quote by a good friend:

"I don't care when u disturb me!
But I get disturbed when u dont disturb me...!

Honge koi aur jo apko bhul jayenge
Hm to sirf aur sirf Apkohi chahenge dosti me hm apko itna stayenge
ki SISA ap dekhenge aur NAZR hm ayenge

When Aryabhatta checked my paper,
































He invented 'zero'!!!!!!

4 shraabi 1 janaze ko uthakr jaldi jaldi kabro k upr se ja rahe the,
Kisi ne kha-"Oye sharm kro niche Murde h"
SHRABI-To upr konsa humne WORLD CUP utha rkha h.!

Most communication problems are because...
We do not listen to understand but we listen to reply.

Aasman jitna Neela hai

Wah wah

Sunflower jitna peela hai..

Wah wah

Pani jitna geela hai

Wah wah

Tumhare dimag ka NUT utna hi dheela hai

Aaj Ka Mahaan Vichaar:

Kisi ki taraf itni jaldi dosti ka haath na badao!!

Kyunki kuch log...

"Toilet" se aakar haath nahi dhote..

True Lines-

"Don't expect a perfect love from any of your close ones...
Just show them what it is..."

Good Morning:-)

Kuch waqt pehle hame b zindagi ne azmaya tha,
ek shaks k sath humne b hasta hua pal bitaya tha,rota hua chod gya to kya hua,
hasna b to usi ne sikhaya tha.

Dedicated Only to the My Special Ones:
4u *
'I will Hack all your Tears..!

Just give me the Password of your Smile..!:)

Mere_mobile ka accident hogaya hai. SUMSUNG hospital ke MOTOROLA ward me he Dr.NOKIA or Dr.SPICE ka kehana he ki sms ki botale chahiye.plz help me.

Main ode layi gaana gaya,,
Tenu sohniye bulande jaan jaan gabru de bul suk gaye,,
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Chandri Vaseline di dabbi fda gyi.

*:::*WISHING*:::* *::::*U*::::*
*:::*HAPPIEST*:::*
*::::*SWEETEST*::::*
&
*::::*LOVELY*::::*
*:::*LOVELY*:::*
*:GOOd mrng**:::

Agar
tum
chahte
ho
ki
ladki
tumhara
wait
kare
tumhari
aahat
sunkar
wo
bhagi
chali
aaye
to
turant
ek










CHAT KA THELA
LAGA LO.!

"love+bharosa"
='mummy'
"darr+pyar"='dady'
"playing+help"
='bro:sis'
"suk+dukh"=
'LOVER'
"Above all+life"
='FRIEND'
Es liye Naalayko
kadar kro meri.

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