8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 50

What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.

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the person who sets D paper also skips the topics which you hv studied

Height of humiliation plus insult.....

A grammar freak girlfriend to her boyfriend
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U R as useless as an 'ay' in 'okay'....

Laughing is the best medicine,
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But if you are laughing without any reason,

you need medicine"...!

Don't be sad when you see your
ex-girlfrnd flirting with sumone else.
Come on yaar
Learn to donate ur old toys to poor kids
That's called ATTITUDE

My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime!

Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P

In Old Days,
If a Student wid his parents
Were In D Principal's OfficE
It Meant Stud Was In Trouble
Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble

Husband Is Head Of d Family..
Den,

Whts W!fe?

Think...

W!fe Is d Neck Of d Family

Which n Turn d Head Anywhere She Wants!:D

A relationship is a sweet responsibility
U may forget wit whom u laughed, bt u'll nvr forget wit whom
u slept
Oops
typing error
Wit whom u wept

An unmaried man wrote his status on facebook as:
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" Wanted wife "
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2 girls liked it

And 140 men commented
" Meri lelo " :D :D :p

A CA student proposed a Girl:
Girl:" I am 1 year elder to you"
Boy: "Dear, its just like, i am ur assessment year & u r my previous year" ;)

SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti Hai
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?
SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
Sat-Sunday Meri Galti Nikalne Me.

Badhti Mehangai...
Aaj se 25 Saal Baad:
Chaawal-2Rs/daane
Genhu-1Rs/daane
Oil-6Rs/boond.
"Koi 3 Item lene par Desi Ghee Muft me Sunghaaya Jayega"

Sumwhr in Africa...
A Black boy to his black Girlfriend on a romantic nyt out near da sea shore askd her...

"Honey, where r u..?"
:p

People SMOKE & DRINK for few days & get addicted
Look at me
I m STUDYING since CHILDHOOD, bt not YET ADDICTED to STUDIES
Dis is called "SELF CONTROL

Difference between a Boy's Eye & Girl's Eye
A Boy's Eye sees only Love in a Girl's Eye
&
A Girl's Eye always watches
Where D Boy's Eye is watching

GIRLS STUPIDITY:-

They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON.

But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR.. :D

Females keep on saying, "ALL MEN R THE SAME"
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I Say,
If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
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Hai koi jawaab?
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CRAZY FACT
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The LONGEST 5 mins in The WORLD is The LAST 5 min of a LECTURE.!
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While the SHORTEST 5 mins is the snooze after the alarm ring...

A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting

Dentist's Advice on Secret of Good Health
Always Treat ur Toothbrush Like a GirlFriend
Dont Let Anybody Else Use it & get a New1 Every 3 Months

FRIEND Is
"Asian Paints"-Jo Dunia Badal De.
GIRLFREND Is
"Everest Masala"-Jo Taste Me Best.
WIFE Is
"Mosqito Coil"
Jo Kone-Kone Se Dhund K Maare..

Once an engg student went to home with his girl friend and told...

"Dad.. She is My Campus
Selection..
how is it...!!?"..

ALCOHOL?
What is that..??

Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!!

He he he!!!!

We R Not Addicted To FacebooK!

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V Only Use It When V Hv Time:
LunchTime,
Break Tym,
Off Tym,
No Tym,
Dis Tym,
Dat Tym,
Any Tym,
All d Time!:D

Crazy Fact:
Usually Boys Believe in What they See and
Girls Believe in What they hear,
that is why ....
Boys lie and Girls wear Make up..!! :P

Do u have any idea y in japan there is frequent earthquake?

Coz our great rajanikanth lost his mobile in japan in vibrate mode :-)

Once RAJNIKANT forgot his toys near Mumbai .
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Now that place is known as Essel World!!

Once in 1984 Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh.One night he had some stomach problem....

....today that day is mourned as the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.

Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?
Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H
Boy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe.