8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 42

Naa kisi ke
"ABHAAV"
me jeeyo,
Naa kisi Ke
"PRABHAAV"
me jeeyo,
Zindgi aapki hai,
Bas apne Mast "SWABHAAV"
me jeeyoo..!
Good Morning...

Doctors after Operation & Students after Exams have same thing to say...
We tried our best,
Right now, we can't say anything,
Bus dua karo...:)

Beautiful Quote:
"The Greatest gift V can give to Someone, is d Purity of our Affection"
.:-)
Gud mrg

A Colgate repoter comes on santa's door

Repoter: kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai ?

Santa : chal bhag sali

Kal ko puchegi

kya apke shampoo mai Garam masala hai?!!!!!!?

As we stand so close to each other,
I wish we always stay like this forever,
and for every breath I take for you,
says I love you now and I'll always do..!!?

Ye manzilen ye raaste Meri har dua tere waaste

Ye sakoon or ye Qaraar bhi meri dosti tere waaste

Kabi gham na tere Qareeb ho Tujhe har khushi naseeb ho

Meri ilteja tere waaste Meri har dua tere waaste

MOM to CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manega aur mere Aage kuch Nahi Bolega,
Main Use Gifts dungi..
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Children: Lo ji, Is Tarah to saare gifts Papa hi Le jayenge!!

Teddy gift krne par
modern grl-oh wow so
cute!
Muslim-Allah!kitna khubsurat h
Sikh grl-Kinna sona h
rajasthani chhori- o re dra diyo o k bhalu so diyo h tingar.

4 things boys do in the Exam Hall :
1. Counting the teachers in their row
2. Counting the fans & tubelights
3. Eating their pen
4. Thinking of studyin seriosly for the next exams.
4 things girls do in the Exam Hall :
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. And Just Write....
Chahe aata ho ya na aata ho

Santa juice ka gilas le k baitha tha.
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.
Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai.
Beta fail ho gya.
Bivi dost k saath bhag gyi.
Naukrani aa ni rahi.
Nal me pani nahi.
Ghar me light nahi.
Ab juice mein
Zehar dal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA?

BeST quote by a Nursary student .....
i love to walk in the rain ...
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becOz nobOdy can see i am doing susu in my chaddi ;)

D Smallest Leave Appliction By A KG Boy:
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Dr Sir,
Me Aaj Nai Aaunga! :'(
Nai Aaunga :'(
Nai Aaunga :'(
Thank U... bas nhi aaunga...!!:'(

Hollywood in punjabi version...
Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da...
Mr.bean - gunga jatt...
Spider man - jaale jatt de...
Super man - uud da jatt...
Titanic - kishti jatt di...
Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt...
Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa
Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah

1st BOY-ladki fasani ati hai?
2nd-na
1st-Seekh: pehle 1 kagaz ka jahaz bana
fir use class me uda de.
Jb Mem puche to ladki ka nam laga de
BAS FAS GAI LADKI...!ck!

How to Make a Wife Happy??
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It's not at all difficult. Tips-
Be a
1.friend
2.companion
3.lover
4.chef
5.electrician
6.carpenter
7.plumber
8.mechanic
9.decorator
10.stylist



51.driver
52.psychologist
53.pest exterminator
54.psychiatrist
55.healer



102.good listener
103.organizer
104.good father

The 3 biggest lies from boys.
I m sorry.
I love you.
I wont hurt you.
The 3 biggest lies from girls.
I m fine.
I m not mad at you.
I dont love you.

Wife to husband: zara kitchen se machis lana...!
Husband: yahan to koi machis nahi hai... :o
Wife: mujhe pata tha tum to ho he andhay tumhain
milega he nahi is liye me pehle he le aayi thi..

Boys n girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain-
girl:kitna seedha h..!
boy:kya maal h..!
girl:nice behaviour..!
boy:kash pat jaye..!
girl: dresing zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
girl:agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
boy:bs 1 bar han krde muje konsi shadi krni h..:-)

New Teacher To Students:


Tell Me Your Names And Hobbies.
1. My Name Is Sunil, My Hobby Is Watching Bubble
2. My Name is Babloo, My Hobby Is Watching Bubble
3. My Name Is Amar, My Hobby Is Watching Bubble
4. My Name Is Karan, My Hobby Is Watching Bubble
Now Girls
First Girl: Sir My Name Is Bubble

SIR- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye..
Boy- Mujhe..??
SIR- Samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..!
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Us main se 5 mujhe diye to tere paas kitne bache..?
Boy-20..!
SIR- Kaise..?
Boy- samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..!!

See the conversation
Boy:- Hi
No reply
Boy:- Hi there?
(Again no reply)
(No reply)
(No reply)
Boy:- Hello im rich
Girl instantly replies
Girl:- Oh sorry
I was busy
How r u
What u do
Whats ur age
Be my friend na ?
Boy:- Hello my name is rich :-)
Girl:- Bye

Diffrence between a boy's eye and a girl's eye:
A boy's eye sees only d luv in a girl's eye..
but,
A girl's eyes always watches where d boy's eye sees...

aik baar Santa or Banta mil kar safar kar rahy thay
k achanak Banta ny kaha wo dekho aik mara hua parinda.
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Santa ne uper asman ki taraf dekha or pocha k kidher kidher

1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha.
Santa use gor se dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola
bhai saab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lga du.

Talwar Ka Zakham Dawa Se Theek Ho Jata Hy
Mgr
Zuban Ka Zakham Kisi Dawa Se Theek Nai Hota
Sirf
Kissing se Theek Hota Hy
Hakeem
Imran Hashmi

A New Sun
A Fresh Day
A Cool Greetings
Asking u to Forget all ur Worries Sorrows & Tears for Someone Who Wants to See You Happy.gd mrng

In Drift race India participated with 3 Countries & came 1st
Japan used Ferrari
China used mitsubishi
Korea used BMW
&
From INDIA ,
Rajanikanth used ROADROLLER !

fakeer bachi se: Allah k nam per kuch de do beta
Bachi: me beta nhe beti hoo
Fakeer: Allah k nam per kuch de do beti
Bachi: mera nam pinky h
Fakeer: Allah k nam per Kuch de do pinky
Bachi: mera pora nam pinky mogey vali h
Fakeer: Allah k nam per de do pinky mogey vali
Bachi: ye hoi na bat aage jao.

Boyfriend: Mujhe Maaf Kar Do
Maine Tumse Chupaya.Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai
Girlfriend:
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Aray Koi Baat Nahi
Chalo ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwati Hun.....

Ladkiyon ko patane k 3 tareekey..
1)
2)
3)
Jaldi likh kar bhejo,
Mai abhi tak single hu.