Priyanka Wishes Collection - Page 10

I''ve been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.

Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found out that she was six months pregnant.

Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
"The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide"

Boy: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yes, why?
Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn''t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Whenever you feel a shiver on your neck, you know love is right behind you, kissing your neck.

Love, you are eternal like springtime.

The idea that nations should love one another, or that business concerns or marketing boards should love one another, or that a man in Portugal should love a man in Peru of whom he has never heard --it is absurd, unreal, dangerous. The fact is we can only love what we know personally. And we cannot know much.

People love others not for who they are, but for how they make them feel.

Great passions, my dear, don''t exist: they''re liars fantasies. What do exist are little loves that may last for a short or a longer while.

Boy: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yes, why?
Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

Q: How can you tell ET is a Port Vale fan?
A: Because he looks like one.

Q: Why does Alan Pardew keep visiting Argos?
A: Because that''s the only way he can pick up any Premier points!

It''s true we don''t know what we''ve got until its gone, but we don''t know what we''ve been missing until it arrives.

Didn''t you know that people hide love like a flower too precious to be picked?

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night

My silence. doesn''t mean. I forget you. my disappearance doesn''t mean. I don''t care about you. because you are always. in my heart...

This message to you,
I just had to send.
As you are someone who''s
always so happy to lend,
so caring, sharing, loving,
such a wonderful friend.
I hope that our friendship,
will never ever end!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
"You aren''t so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he''d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second ...

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don"t like your face Par dil ke storage mein no more disk space...

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he''ll shut up after you let him in!

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

DIL SE AAPKA KHAYAL JATA NAHI
AAPKE SIVA KOI YAAD AATA NAHI
JI CHATA KI AAPKO ROJ DEKHU
PAR WO WAQT KABHI AATA NAHI..