Bruttendu Wishes Collection - Page 7

Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.

Love is love''s reward.

What makes lovers never tire of one another is that they talk always about themselves.

Look at the stars and know that they are all kisses from me.

What''s slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

What''s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?
A. Dead ends!

Don''t take life too seriously, You''re not getting out alive.

I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self-respect and it''s these things I''d believe in even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn''t all she should be…. I love her and that''s the beginning of everything.

"A friend is there when you need nothing, a best friend is there when you are nothing."

In women everything is heart, even the head.

If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.

Play fair. Don''t hit people. Say you''re sorry when you hurt somebody.

Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Never abandon an old friend...you''ll never find one who can take his place, friendship is like wine it gets better as it grow older.

Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It''s allways TEA time with my Friends...

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

Dua hai manao haaroon saal EIDAIN tum ............ Musarratoon ki her ghari tumhain mubarak ho

It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.

hw lng wil i luv u... lemme c... as lng as da stars twinkle in da sky,
as lng as da angels r up der high,
until da dai da oceans run dry,
until da dai da i shall die.

But now the day of love has come,
And I must cross its line,
And so I ask you through this poem
To be my Valentine.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds!!

If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

My Silence doesn''t mean I FORGET U,
My DISAPPEARANCE doesn''t mean I don''t care about U, Because YOU are always in my H-E-A-R-T

Love is just like life..it doesn"t always bring hapiness.. but we did not stop living..then why should we stop loving....