Awadhesh Wishes Collection - Page 2

A man was pulled over for driving too fast,
even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

Sunday Is A Special Day
Unique In Its Own Way,
Having Lots Of Enjoyment And Fun.
May You Have A Delightful Sunday
So That You Are Energized
For The Coming Week.

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them.
I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.

A belated birthday wish coming your way
With a genuine message I wish to convey
Sorry I forgot your special day
I will make it up to you, come what may!

When A Person Cries Due To Happyness
The 1st Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye.
But
When It 1st Comes Frm The Left,
Its Pain

Modak ko thoda round ghumake, Bappa ke jaisa dhamru bajake, Ganesh ko thoda mouse pe bithake, Aajao sare mood banake, All the bappa fans GANESHA Don't miss the chance GANESHA Damru dance Damru dance Damru dance Damru dance Damru dance Damru dance Damru dance Damru dance.. HAPPY GaNeSh CHATURTHI'.

Love and Friendship..
Its a package of "feelings",
Nobody can "Make it",
Nobody can "Break it", Nobody can "Explain it",
Only "I" and "You" can "feel it" .

Life does not provide Warranties and Guarantees,
It only provides Possibilities and Opportunities,
Don`t miss them, Make BEST of it.
Have A Nice Day.

I have no yesterdays,
Time took them away,
Tomorrow may not be mine,
But I have Today
So wish you my friend a very good day…

The past is a history,
The future is a mystery,
Today is a gift,
That’s why we call it the Present!!
Good Day

A NEW DAY is a new blessing.

Dont let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today.

Today has its own promise of love, forgiveness, joy & success.
Enjoy it.

Good Day

A - You are Attractive
B - You are the Best
C -You are Cute
D -You are Dear 2 Me
E - You are Excellent
F - You are Funny
G -You are Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

God has the power to redeem every thing,
So like you,
Thanks him and pray for his goodness in your favor,
Never forget god in any tension,
Get well soon,

Black sky with
solo moon with
millions of stars
brings You a
silent hours
to take a nice rest…!
Good Night…!
Sweet dreams…!

GIRL : If w! e become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

Bus Conductor & Driver Mai Kiya Difference Hai?
Ans: Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega
Or
Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega