Krishna Wishes Collection - Page 9

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis

What''s the best date to bring on a picnic? One who will arch her back so your balls don''t get grass-stained.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an ''800'' number to order an American light bulb.

Such a sweet taste when your lips press firmly against mine. One on one we become. We now breathe as one.

He who is not impatient is not in love.

A heart that loves is always young.

Love without attachment is light.

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

To be in love is merely to be in a perpetual state of anesthesia.

Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.

Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband''s away!

On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it''s mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

Q. What''s blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it''s breath

Are you male or female?
To find the answer, look down!!!

You''ll never understand what love is until you lose it. You''ll never know how much you love someone until he''s gone forever.

The Nominees for nice LOVERS are: You you You you! Yoouu! & the winner is Me! Coz I have you!!!"

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other

You are so sweet you myk da sug jealous, you are so hot you make the sun feel cold buh best of all you are so cute you make da teletubbies look evil

if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt completely understood the situation!

O'' my love is like a red red rose. That''s newly sprung in June O'' my love is like the melodies, that''s sweetly play''s in tune.

Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
Love is what we share every day we live

It is not a place where live only some particular thing, rather its a garden where such kind of flowers bloom.Some problem and sorrow, peace and pleasure, joy and dream emit fragrance and mind spring here every time.Whatever u do, Whereevere u go, ur heart & soul always belong here.Do u know what is it?It is friendship & friendship & its true friendship.

Life widout friend is-
L_onely
I_nsecured
F_ull of doubts
E_mpty
Life wid friend is- L_ight n easy
I_nspiring
F_ull of hopes
E_nthusiastic.

Love is something special, a treasure I want to find...To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, Coz..When I fell in love...I saw you.

I am sorry i missed your birthday, you have had so many i have lost track

Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

A man''s wife has more power over him than the state has.

Life should be like this
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday

Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU! you''re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!