Neeraj Wishes Collection - Page 16

Give it a thought... People die younger, b''coz God loves them so much... You''re still on earth,b''coz there''s some1 who loves u more than God..hav a grt weekend

A big ''HelloooOOOOO'' to my golumolu sweet lovin sugar coated choco mallow milky shaky honey dipped cheez meltin orange juicy pepperoni spicy FRIEND ..

The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.

Three free throws.

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

n a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Aap Ki Berukhi Ko B Rutba Diya Humne,Dosti Ka Har Farz Ada Kiya Humne,Mat Sochna K Bhula Diya Apko, Aaj B Sab Se Pahle Aapko Yaad Kiya Hamne.

A engineering student to his sweeper brother:mere pass degree hai, knowledge hai,4 log mein baithne ki ijjat hai.Tere pas kya hai
sweeper:mere pas naukri hai..

Always
SMILE
ok?

Because

Your Smile
is so

Captivating
and
so Nice


Show me
a sample




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Oye Hoye
SO CUTE.

They say..''as long as someone cares for u,LIFE isnt a waste. So whn things go terribly wrong and u feel like giving up... Please remember.. "I DO CARE..!

A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles than any otherthing bcoz life is 10% how u make it. and 90% is how u take it.

Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hian ki
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.

Those who can''t have u hate u, those who have u can''t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can''t refuse u!

Umidon ke sahare jiye ja rahe hain, har pal tumhe yaad kiye ja rahe hain, ek tum ho k message nahi bhejte ek hum hain k intazar kiye ja rahe hain.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I Want triplets you want twins....
Lets get in bed and see who wins

Y did T farmer win a noBl prize?
Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field!

Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 14360 entries found !
No matter how high the sky is.. How deep the ocean is.. How strong the wind is.. How wide a river is.. I jst wanna tell u.. They r none of ur business

What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

ARE MOHHABAT HI NA SAMAZE WO JALIM PYAAR KYA JAANE
TADAPTE DIL KI HALAT HUSNA KI TALWAAR KYA JANNE.

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Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.

When she talks about the town, she calls it news. When the town talks about her, she calls it ''tsismis''.

God answers prayers - YES: He gives you what you want; NO: He gives you something better; WAIT: He gives you His best in His time...

A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. You''re such a lady to me.

DIWALI DHAMAKA


Mujhe SMS pe SMS kijiye,or jitiye..

Ek 8 lakh ki CAR ka FOTO..
29"COLOUR TV ka KHALI BOX..
CANADA AIRLINES ko BYE-BYE krne ka moka.

HURRY!

A boy loved a girl, girl of his dreams.... He handed her 12 roses,11 real & last 1 artificial & said, "I''ll love you till the last one dies.

If ever u have any problems,come to me- i''ll help u.
If u don''t have any problems,
come to me anyway- i''ll create some for u!


After all, what are friends for?

Dhoka mila jab pyaar me zindagi me udaasi chaa gayi, socha tha chhod denge is raah ko par....


















...kumbakht college me aaj doosri aa gayi

Tu mera dost mera arman hai
Shayad apni ahmiyat se anjan hai
Mujh se kabhi rooth kar mat jaana
Meri duniya tere bina veeran hai.