Neeraj Wishes Collection - Page 12

Khubsorti ko sanwarnay ki zarorat he kya sadgi mein b qyamat ki ada hoti hai

Never injure a friend, even in jest.

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So let''s all get wasted and have the time of our lives

Can''t believe after all the shit they have been through they''re still together.
Who? Your bum cheeks!!

Sometimes the perfect person for you is that whom you least expected to be.

U should be thankful to the Govt for the condition of Indian roads, otherwise u wud have missed the beautiful view of Bouncing boobies on scooties!

A kid asked a priest: Father, besides praying do u hv any other passtime?
The priest tapped the kids cheek & calmly replied: Nun my child, nun.

If you live to be 100 yrs, I want to live to be 100 yrs minus one day, so I never have to live without you. I Cant live with out U..

There is a face I?d love to see Eyes I''d love to drown deep into Lips I''d love to kiss YOURS.

They say, "Love is all you need." Who is this "they?" Who are these people who are quoted so often that their quotes acquire the status of proverbs? They are people like us who, having fallen in love, could not help putting their feelings in words. Given below are a few such axioms and proverbs on the subject of love.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

I bought u a toy
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Play with it!

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I''m
J - JOKING

INCH BY INCH LIFE SINKS YAAR BY YAAR "FRIENDSHIP" IS BAR

If I''d known I was going to live so long, I''d have taken better care of myself. -Leon Eldred

One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.

We spend the first twelve months of our children''s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

the night has come & with the stars twinkling bright frm above.. i wish i may.. i wish i might... mga taong masungit ay magbago na... especially the 1 reading dis! nite nite

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night

Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha dost hoga jo SMS karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Hasooo or hasooo, Good Night.

I close my eyes 2 sleep but cant. Tots of u keeps me awake, I wonder if u’ve tot same abt me…Coz 4ling in luv with u is out of my control.

Deepawali ke ish subh absar per
Meri subhkamnaye kabool kijiyega,
Khusi ke ish mahool mein
Humko bhi samil kijiyega.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
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Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i’d rather spend with you….without you there is no joy, only pain!

Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

aap hamari gali mein aaye..thora sharmaye thora ghabraye…thora sa muskaraye phir zor se chillaye…. AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALAY !!!!