Neeraj Wishes Collection - Page 15

Saw my msg?

n0???

n0w, can u?

still can't??

c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special u are!

Good night!

"The heart has its reasons, which reason does not know."

"Love is a sacrifice, friendly relationship between two persons who are bound to understand, share each other's feelings throughout whole life together."

You are the most wonderful man I have ever met. You light up my life and I am always complete and happy when I am by your side I will love you forever. You put a smile in my heart.

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka,
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together: at the door where the latter enters, the former makes its exit.

It was Santa's weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken
to celebrate?

Santa:y punish da poor chicken
for da mistake v hav made

Chand ko garoor hai,
key uskey paas bahut noor hai,
mein kis par garoor karon,
mera chand hi mujhse bahut door hai.

You can close ur eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close ur heart to the things you don't want to feel.

Tumhe dekkar hua aisa AFFECT, ke sub ko kia REJECT aur tumhe kia SELECT, Tub jaakar huwa DETECT, ke tumho kitne PERFECT

Maths teacher asked RAJA " If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ?
RAJA replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

May The New Year Bring for You....
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself -
I'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....

Anjaan bankar aaye the,
Pehchan dekar chale gaye,
Yaar bankar aaye the,
Pyaar dekar chale gaye

Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti,
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti,
jinhe chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi hoti

Stars are unapproachable, Sun is very hot... Moon is too far... So God gave me a friend like you so that I can say 'I've my own little Universe'

Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: Because they need a map.

Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys;
Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys;
Flirt with Freaky Boys;
Love with Faithful Boys &
in the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy

Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai

Tanhai mein jab aapki yaad aayi,
tab humne ek cigarette jalayi.
khuda jaane kaisa yeh karishma ho gaya,
ke uke dhuen ne bhi aapki tasveer banayi.

Teacher to santa-kya tum jante ho barish ke samey bijali kyon chamkti hai. Santa-bhen ji rabb torch maar ke vekhda ke kito suka ta nahi reh geya..

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

The words that escape a friend's mouth r: I'll be there when u say u need me.
But the words that r unheard from a true friend's heart r: I'll be there... whether u say u need me or not

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?