Varun Wishes Collection - Page 9

Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.

And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.

In this world there are people who are special to you! i may not be one of those special people but, special
or not, i always have a special place for you in my heart!

No matter how much u had done for me, i always nevers see it & im terribly sorry now, but can u understand
that its all because love is blind, and im blinded by you

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said ''Shut up! At least we''re still on the right side of the grass!''

Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.

What matters most is the connection that grows after two people''s lips have met.

Where love and wisdom drink out of the same cup, in this everyday world, it is the exception.

By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.

I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I think I would miss you even if I''d never met you.
from the movie The Wedding Date

It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing....

Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favoring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy.

If you think love will never find
you than you’re wrong, love finds
Everyone. Don''t look for love because
it will come to you when you least
expect it.

Look, I''m turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger.

Yesterday is a cancelled cheque, tomorrow is a promissory note , today is cash...spend it wisely.

I do benefits for all religions. I''d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Saw my msg?
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can''t??
c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are!
Good night!

My love for you is growing
You''re more than just my friend
I swore because of my past hurts
I''ve never love again

I''ve been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!getting or not ilove you

my love to you, oh dearest one wiil stay till you have gone the long stairway to heaven.i will not wait until eleven to tell you the things i want you to know just because my dearest:i love u so!

Hi, there.... Perhaps that You Plus Me Equal to FRienDshiP Do drop an equation if i am correct in maths

Friendship is like a precious flower
Ready to bloom every hour.
It may stop growing
or keep on flowing
But you"ll still have it forever."

Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.