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One Liners Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it''s fresh ground."

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One Liners Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

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Love Quotes Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.

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Love Quotes Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

To fail to love is not to exist at all.

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Kiss Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

We need not talk a lot, we need only kiss...for as long as time.

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One Liners Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.

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One Liners Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

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One Liners Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."

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One Liners Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Eve to Adam: ''What do you mean the kids don''t look like you?''

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One Liners Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: "Ouch! That hurt". She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too. The doctor then examines her and says: "Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken."

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One Liners Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

A guy goes to the hardware store to buy some insecticde. He hold up a box and asks the store manager, " Is this stuff good for beetles?" The manager replies, " NO, it''ll kill ''em"

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Missing You Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Emptiness isn''t loneliness, it''s the missing of you.

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Love Quotes Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love, time is eternity.

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Wise Words Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Relationshp is lyk d needle of clock.
Though v r in d same clockv cant meet,
Even if v meet its only 4 few secs. but
v nvr seperate.....

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Motivational Wishes
7 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Varun # 60
Motivational Wishes: When it is dark enou

When it is dark enough you can see the stars...

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Wise Words Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

celebrate each happy day in such a way that next day will come surely Kash

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Funny Quotes Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

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Good Night Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

A bad day never hath a good night

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Good Morning Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Morning greetings doesn''t only mean saying Gd Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you
when I wake up! Have a nice day!

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Love Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Bee love honey,
Miss love money,
Flower love due,
But,
I LOVE YOU

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Love Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

oT TnAW TZUL I THpinboop YAZ
!..ZmA3rb T33w2
! .. YNNUZ Z''rU
Canfused na? Read in a mirror.. Now.....

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Friendship Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...

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Friendship Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Through caring and sharing,
We learned to be
The best of friends.
Yes, you and me.

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Friendship Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

every time i think i m not lucky enough, i try to remember u,coz then i suddenly realises that i m the luckiest to have such a caring friend like u.

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Friendship Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

if u find a friend better or sweter than me, go ahead, i wont stop u but when that friend leaves u, just look behind & i"ll b there, ready 2 say ''welcome my friend''...

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Birthday Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY.luv u aiways...

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Good Morning Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye,
Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan
bhar ka saath de jaaye. Gud Day.

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Funny Questions Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Q. What''s pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

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Love Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

U wana knw y i cnt slyp at nyt? Its bec my HEART tels me hw much I LOVE U, then my MIND says i want to see U, my SOUL wud whisper U r my lyf, hir goes my HAND teling me to txt U. Such a crazy nyt.Nw U knw y i hav dis slypless nyts.

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Valentine Poetry Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

What do you give a lady so sweet?
Who makes my existence so complete.
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?
Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?
A store-bought card with another''s word?
Anything that''s purchased seems absurd.
I would give you the World if it were mine,
For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.
HAPPY VALENTINE''S DAY!!!

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