Rana Wishes Collection - Page 10

Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.

In real love you want the other person''s good. In romantic love you want the other person.

without me i know u wud stil b cmplete,
without me u cn go on,
without me u cn stil live your lyf.
but i wish u wil rmmber dat somhow,
som1 cared 4 u and will care 4 u truly. . . M E!!!
take care always!!

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it''s curtains!

Wen im walking wit u i neva wanna stop, wen im looking at u i neva wana close me eyes, wen i kiss u i neva wanna breath n wen i hold u in my arms i wish d clock stop tickin. i love u and will always do.

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

The flood is over. The Ark is parked neatly on the top of Mount Ararat, and Noah is standing alone on it''s deck, not one animal on board. "Bloody Animal Liberation League!" exclaims Noah.

Catch the snow on your tongue and show me how it tastes.

Love the whole world as a mother lovers her only child.

What''s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
The Elephants foreskin.

Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.

Don''t buy a dwarf with learning difficulties.
It''s not big and it''s not clever.

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun.

We''ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary.

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.

If God ans ur prayers he''s increasin ur
faith, If he delays he''s increasin ur
patience, n If he dsnt lisen he knws
u can handle it perfctly......

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CHALO sms karo:

Our friendship is not like Pepsi- yeh dil mange more, not like wills- made for each other, it is like LIC- zindagi ke saath bhi zindagi ke baad bhi...

charm is ur face..
character is ur great...
great is ur smile...
best is ur style.handsome

My lips want to kiss you; my eyes want to see you,
My hands want to touch you; every part of me wants you,
Maybe bcoz. I was made just for you!!

love the heart tht hurts u,bt never hurt the heart tht loves u,,pls dont hurt my heart cox i love u so much..am crazy 4 ur love...

uR minE LOVE, & uR minE VALENTINE...i dO LOVE U & itS truE...i nevR knW mY lifE wthouT U...i wanA livE BUT itS onlY wtH U honeY...plyX bE mY VALENTINE...i ll holD U 4evR...!

If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?

I tried to follow my doctor''s advice and give up smoking cigarettes and try chewing gum instead - but the matches kept getting stuck and the gum wouldn''t light.

One day a man inserted an ''advert'' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

I love you more than god love peace, Butterflies love flowers, rivers love sea, poets love beauty and I love my self.But why dont you look at me? I always wait for you at the varandhas, classroom and Road!

Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha
dost hoga jo SMS karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega.
Hasooo or hasooo

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river.

Mat dekho in hassinao ko,
ye aakho se waar karti hai.
Maine inhi aakho se deka hai,
ye kitno se pyaar karti hai.